Cars were smaller back then. My 1979 Toyota Dolphin was designed for 1979 Japanese drivers.

Lamburger?

Yeah, it’s dope...but does it have new breaks and duel exhaust like the other Craigslist cars?

Why does everyone look constipated in that picture?

Not just yes, but hell yes!

Ya beat me to it!

Have Swarovski crystals ever considered a “Classy” item or have they always been Russian Mobster Swank? BTW, those wheels look like the blades on my Norelco shaver.

Hmm...now I want to see about building a little teardrop trailer-ish sleeping attic on my QX4.

I had an old 924. Ghastly car. Biggest vehicular mistake of my life until I tried to make a 1967 Baja Bug amphibious.

A lowered one like this except in silver is what started me on my Volvo appreciation curve. It’s awesome, but (for me) just too darn expensive.

Why did the Japanese put their mirrors on the fender? Was there any advantage to that?

If I wanted a box, I’d start driving my old Volvo 850 turbo again.

A great engine in a “meh” vehicle for $33,000...Nope

Nope. The women you’re trying to impress with this car will either get you arrested for statutory rape or will pull a knife on you during sex.

What in Sam Hill is this shit? Burn it with fire and bury it face down in an unmarked grave with a stake through its heart.

I had a 1982 Audi 4000 5+5 (5 cylinder engine, 5 speed manual). I liked it and I know I would love the hell out of this, but that’s just too damn much $$$. Not quite CP, more like water pipe.

Which Top Gear Brit named Chris is the one to avoid?

It’s only five hundred bucks, you cheap bastards! Use it for a damn lawn decoration if you don’t want to fix it up right.

No AC for 9.5K? That deal is too damn hot.

Usually, I’d go for it, but I have enough “little fix-its” to do on the cars I already have and am in the process of not doing them.