“Some damned fool opened The Box!”

Anybody who would paint a car that color should have their ass removed.

NP! No question.

I have to question the logic of naming a car after something associated with “unexplained problems”.

What? It...I...WHAT?

Liberte’ Egalite’ Frigate’

For $12,500, there had better be aliens or Jimmy Hoffa stashed in the trunk, otherwise, CP.

No, hell no. This is the equivalent of a Jr. high school girl stuffing socks in her bra or a guy putting a rolled up towel in their pants.

No. Just no. The Chevy Citation is like cancer, AIDS and leprosy all rolled into one.

They see him rollin’, they hatin’

When things are slow and life is seemingly boring
You can always go... Downtown
Though you might worry ‘bout the Bloods and their fury
Just stay on your toes... Downtown

Just listen to the music of the nearest ghetto blaster
The writing on the walls and sidewalk makes you run much faster
So much to lose

The lights are much…

Where ever this is, I’m going to fly there, buy this motherfucker and drive it home.

Hell yes. I’m in, baby!

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way...

“Frame damage”? Pass-a-dena. I do not want to find out just how bad that damage is when I test out the V-10.

Does it come in black?

11. The “Wacky Waving Arm Flailing Story Teller”. So far you’ve hit my rear view mirror twice, slapped my cheek, and bumped the steering wheel. Calm the fuck down.

Just a little too much $$$ Not exactly crack pipe, more like a six pack of PBR.

I'm pretty sure Clarkson's license photo is very similar.

Chicks dig it when you say "My MASERATI is in the shop." and with this baby, you'll be saying a lot.