It was born the same year as me. We old guys have to stick together.

I was going to say this. I've got a projector and screen that pretty much covers the bedroom wall hooked up to a PC.

true, but then you'll get that burning brake pad smell.

I don't know. The stench of death is a real bummer, but hey, convertible!

I thought electric cars didn't have standard transmissions, just a big-ass rheostat for speed control.

why am I forever relegated to the SHOW PENDING leper colony?

I think I'd actually prefer this over the real thing (I have to live in the real world). But it's 50 grand and it's still fake.

You maniacs! You blew it up! Aw, God damn them all to Hell!

Oh, HELL no!

Well, that could have gone better.

Nice car...too goddamn much Kroner.

No legal title from you, no legal tender from me.

I succumbed to all the brow-beating at work and finally got my first flu shot this year. The next day I felt sick as a dog and stayed sick for almost two weeks. I know all the propaganda about "You can't get the flu from a flu shot", well guess what...? Unless people are lying dead in the streets next year, I won't…

What tow truck company do you call for that?

SPECTRE is mentioned in Dr. No, the first Bond film.

I like the Junkyard Restoration one. I used to like Monster Garage, but they constantly pissed me off by relying on "Freebies" to get the job done. "Oh, look. We just got a free $42,000 MOPAR V10 crate engine from Jegs!"

let's skip ahead a bit

No. Take poor Old Yeller out behind the barn and put it out its misery.

Yeah, I know. I just pictured some Fire Department spokesman yelling "ALL IS WELL! THE FIRE IS UNDER CONTROL! IT'S UNDER CONTROL!!

First off...depression is a very real thing for me. It has basically stolen three quarters of my life from me. Thanks for knowing me so well. I just have trouble with letting untrained slobbering little yap dogs poop and piss in restaurants and grocery stores on some flimsy pretext or fear of lawsuits.