Cherchez la femme.

I usually try to balance the good and bad parts...I cannot think of any good parts on this baby.

I think I'll wait and see how people like it before shelling out 15 smackers.

I love aviati0n and especially military planes, but goddamn it, NO plane is worth that much $$$.

Great car...too much $$$.

It's a boy!

Quick...sell your Sirius XM stock while there's still time!

I love full-size Broncos. I've had three, but this is too much $$$. Sorry, Ted.

Awesome car. Too goddamn much money. Reluctant CP.

You had me at Micro SD expansion slot.

CP. For 5 grand, I'll get a Volvo 850 Turbo Wagon.

I'm really impressed that Doctor Mechanic has such a sweet-ass flatscreen TV for his examination room.

Not bad...not bad at all. Wrap it up, I'll take it.

But does keep away vampires, yes?

"I started to nod off. Choosing NPR for the drive was my first mistake, drinking a Costco-size bottle of NyQuil was my second. Fortunately, my car was equipped with heart-monitoring car seats. I guess I must have really dozed off when the 25,000 volts of WAKE THE FUCK UP hit me. I stomped my foot on the gas pedal…

I don't know. It's too funky to be cool, and not cool enough to be funky. I have absolutely no idea what the hell I just said.

"American".

Uh. No. Just no.

Wouldn't he just use the Coitus Maximus spell?

Well, with a 351 V8 it's really not a fair comparison. A rule of thumb is that you get about 90% of the mileage of gasoline with propane. If you shop around, you can find the stuff a lot cheaper than gasoline.