Well, $65,000 plus room and board, so really it’s like 600,000 a year. 

I think he had. That famous photo of an older Einstein with the wild hair is from 1947, the year Albert Brooks was born. Einstein the physicist won his Nobel in the 1920s and died in the 1950s.

He’s in like 3 episodes, maybe just skip those ones?

That’s incredibly easily solved by incorporating your business, making it a separate legal entity that isn’t part of your estate. 

Well, I’m definitely tired of what he considers “winning.” So he was right about that one. 

The linked article says he works for an electric company, and in the quote they mention a payroll service. Dollars to donuts that check was from ADP like every other person’s fucking paycheck is from ADP. 

From what I understand, the King kids are not one big happy family. So in this case, I think the house might be safer in NPS’s hands. https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2015/01/18/378015843/kings-family-builds-its-own-legacy-of-legal-battles

Sort of. Trump has attempted to reduce the size of some monuments, but it isn’t clear that will stick. The Antiquities Act gives the president the power to create new national monuments by proclamation, which Obama did for Bears Ears (among other places). Trump later reduced the size of it by 85%, but there are a…

True, now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone in real life who’s eggnog neutral either. 

I thought I hated eggnog until I had some actual homemade eggnog (the raw egg kind sterilized with alcohol, not this cooked garbage). It tastes a lot different than commercial eggnog IMO. 

I water juice down as a grown ass adult. It’s all way too sweet. 

Seems like Netflix could focus their energy on making the rewind function work better. 

I do this when my husband watches Adventure Time because I frequently find the animation disgusting. (Finn’s teeth are so disturbing. Why does this child have multiple missing teeth?) It makes an excellent radio serial. 

“We didn’t say *you* would leave without a fuss.”

I’m so mad at my eyeballs for delivering these words to my brain.

Apparently so far that it pops out of their neck again and you can’t tell. 

It can be two things. 

This child should give Trump dressing tips. 

Well I can never unsee that. 

Well, he did literally just tell us that he couldn’t understand that metaphor, and I’m confident no one’s managed to explain it to him over the last five months.