My secret is to give the couple something in the reasonable price range as SOON as the registry is out. Most stores gift wrap and ship for free. The response is usually excitement of the gift, no matter what it is. Bringing a gift to the wedding and putting it on the guest table is old news and those gifts wind up…

I’ve been staring at my screen for 10 minutes waiting for that Gif to say “No”

I was talking to my mom about this whole thing, particularly the part about buying your insurance a la carte. And basically what this all means, especially without a mandate, is that a bunch of people won’t want preventative care, they’ll only want stuff like cancer insurance (aka catastrophic), because the jackasses…

She’s a Walmart size 4, natch.

Why does Dr. Luke always look like a divorced dad who just bought a leather jacket because he’s “trying to get back out there”?

I know. This didn’t even enrage me. I just thought: well, they finally said it out loud.

#Neverforget (mostly because it never happened)

I don’t remember my Molly having them. But underwear was probably rationed.

Not food sector story, but hey it happened this week and it involved immigrant staff being amazing...

Second Super Bowl in a row the Pats have won because some dummy passed when he should’ve run.

It was good.

I imagine he identifies as “rich” first and “Muslim” second.

Eat shit and fuck off, Shad.

Hey! I heard that Trump is so, so excited to meet this Fred Douglass guy who is doing just great work, fantastic work. Can’t wait to meet him. The staff having some trouble getting in touch, maybe Ben can help with that.

If every single Democrat doesn’t vote against DeVos, I will snap. She is a horrible monstrous person.

on the political beat, women who have had tubal removals due to ectopic pregnancy and require IVF, or other assisted reproductive measures, to conceive future pregnancies are in just as much danger of losing total control of their reproductive rights as those who choose elective termination.

please contact your…

I’ll admit to being irrationally angry at Susan Sarandon. Are you sorry now, Susan?? Now it’s something you actually care about?

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

I could. not. believe. it.