But seriously if they had just issued a press release saying that - oh, I don’t know - the Colts won 23-17, would anyone have known the difference?

For a split second I thought he was marrying the Property Brothers and I wasn’t bothered by it.

YEAH!

Yeah, because female achievement is still too radical and aggressive for the mainstream audience. One day at a time. And until then...

Before I read anyone else’s replies to crazy dates I’m going to post my own. It is incredibly specific (and incredibly long, like all my SNS posts), so hello to anyone who might be reading this who knows me in real life.

I guess my craziest date is actually not a date at all, it was more of a one-night/day stand that later turned into a relationship?

I have a great story, because I live vicariously through my friends’ rich, fascinating love lives and I think this one tops the many they’ve been kind enough to crack us up with over the years.

My worst date was horrifying by just about anyone’s standards. I did not have much/any luck dating pre-husband and used OKC and whatnot before him. I think I met this guy on there, and we talked via text and calls before our date. He neglected to mention that he was a little person (not that that’s a big deal, pun not…

So much spin made by one ballerina.

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

I was a young basketball playing girl who grew up with Pat Summitt and Debbie Ryan (at my eventual alma mater) KILLING IT as basketball coaches. I loved what unapologetic badasses they were.

I was shocked at how quickly it moved. My mom has the same type of dementia that Pat had and there’s a tiny part of me that’s jealous that she (and her family) only had to deal with it for 4 years. Watching my mom go through this has made me plan how I'd end my life if it happened to me.

You should explore white Burgundies before making such a statement. A Premier Cru from Chassagne-Montrachet, Puligny-Montrachet, or Mersault tastes nothing like the oaky chardonnay everyone in the US is subjected to.

“My question is in 22 parts and might take quite a while. Perhaps you might like to sit and have some water while I ask it.”

Can you imagine if the founding fathers had twitter? Adams would have a meltdown every other week. Jefferson would quit every other week with like “I just want to focus on what’s really important. All love, y’all, but I’m tired of it all” and then come back two days later as though nothing had happened. All of…

You can also use this as a treatment on your regular clothes. I sprayed it on all the clothes I wore during my 4-month study abroad trip to Costa Rica and I had significantly fewer bug bites for the stuff’s 2 to 3-month life span than my classmates. And I’m a mosquito magnet.

So basically, she now is the Beyonce in Dream Girls, while Cynthia Erivo is the Jennifer Hudson?

I can’t wait to get home and “enjoy” it.

They’ve had Pratt the last 4 times. So, we’re just eagerly awaiting her next slapdown.

As a Viking, I am deeply offended by this measure. My religion states that I must place my aborted fetus on a ship, set it afire, and watch as it sails off to the Night Lands to join its ancestors. The law says nothing about the boat, so it’s clearly discriminatory.