A friend of mine is defending a case against a pro se plaintiff who will only communicate via text. Generally at 4 in the morning.

OK, I'll admit that I've read all three books. With the first book, I wanted to see what all the hype was about. I finished it in one marathon reading session and thought it was pretty entertaining, for what it was. Although, I was annoyed by the whole "he's only into BDSM because he's damaged" thing. Book two was…

Bless her heart!

In America, honey, Mickey Mouse is earthbound, okay?!

According to EW, the show was quietly cancelled and there's only 3 episodes left. I can't believe they're not going to show them going to the Olympics!

Every single time I tell my grandmother I'm going on a business trip she exclaims, "BY YOURSELF?!" Yes, Granny, by myself. Always by myself.

The 8 kids may certainly explain why she was chugging coke morning to night.

Oh, Commencement. The whole April story line was pure ridiculousness!

And for that, a heart for you, my friend!

How did I not know this existed?! I knew Loretta Lynn was awesome, but I had no idea HOW awesome. Thanks for sharing!

I love everything about what just happened . . .

You are showing up as pink. Maybe this will help . . .

The CGI wolves are talking now . . . why are they talking?!

Five minutes into Breaking Dawn and I'm quite certain that I don't have enough wine in the house to see this through . . .

Federal judges are appointed for life, so they can't just be fired. He would have to be impeached and convicted by Congress.

That is a delightful story!