Ohh, I hadn't seen the back of Claire's dress! Pretty, sparkles!

I'm glad to see Kate Winslet has reigned in her Taylor Swift acceptance speech impersonation.

I've never even heard of that show. And I watch A LOT of tv.

Buuuuuulllllssshhhiiittt!

I love Jodie Foster's wine grab after the Beaver joke.

Has anyone seen The Descendants? Because I'm really baffled by that awkward girl from Secret Life of the American Teenager being nominated for a GG.

Purple monkey dishwater is right - it was up for Emmys last year. I guess it must have come out at a weird time for awards season.

Hasn't Mildred Pierce been nominated like three years in a row? Wasn't it just a mini-series?!

JLD is 51?! SHUT. UP.

I don't get it either.

Thanks! I don't know what the problem is. She's never had any sort of skin problems before all this and (I just realized!) she's 8 as of today.

Oh man. My dog had a staph infection at the end of last year that gave her sores all over her body and required two rounds of antibiotics. She still has a couple of scabby spots on her back, but I thought they were just healing than the rest of her. Except now I see a couple new spots on her belly. Looks like its…

I read in an article on MSNBC yesterday that her recently deceased husband was 58. I'm hoping that was a typo, considering she is only 18. If not, that adds a whole other layer of WTF to this story.

I love that song too. Also great, 28.

I have the feeling that she earned every penny. Can you imagine being married to Mel?

Weird, right?! I've never noticed a Who or a Which around here, but I don't mind if you stick with Whatsit. Welcome to Jezebel!

This comment totally confused me because I thought it was from me at first glance . . .

Nicely done!

I recommend getting a Buffet of Buffets pass. For $44 you can eat the buffet at any of the Harrah's properties for 24 hours. The breakfast buffet at the Flamingo is great and you can watch the Flamingos. And I love Planet Hollywood for dinner because the variety is huge. [www.caesars.com]

Huzzah! Well done, you!