Creepfest Broadway musical? How the F is Into the Woods a creepfest? Geez.

I love Into the Woods, but I really wish they'd start casting Broadway actors in move adaptations. I mean, look, it was obvious that Aaron Tveit and Samantha Barks were obviously two of the strongest singers in the Les Miserables compared to those who weren't Broadway actors. I know they want Hollywood stars so they…

I know we love Amy, but shouldn't we be alittle more concerned at her little Apache war dance?

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OUTRAGE!!?

Yes, how dare we ever forget a woman is only worthy if she's fuckable in a man's eyes!

Yes, please tell me more about that false equivalence.

Black people wearing "preppy" clothes can never be appropriation since appropriation involves a DOMINANT culture taking from an oppressed one.

She survives cancer twice, meanwhile she is nominated for a major award in her field and has 4 children. But the fact that she had a baby when she was 44 really shows what she is made of.

a pile of vaginas

At least I know this doesn't apply to me because I am always supportive of good dinosaur impressions, but I do not condone impressions of young Filipinos.

Oh please. Stop the bullshit. It's one thing to present a tabloid item and say they are claiming a, b and c. - leaving it at that. It's another, to back up tabloid disinfo and go along with their conclusion (i.e., the tabloids, 8 years later saying Brangelina became an item before Pitt and Aniston divorced,…

Oh my god guys. I think my four-year old daughter is gay. Is there any other way to tell apart from the tutu thing?

"We wear leotards at this office boy!"

Me too! I have seriously contemplated quitting my job so I can have more sex. But I figured a combination of starvation and chafing would kill me eventually, so I didn't do that.

I envision some sort of game show. What Will Courtney Rub Her Boobs on Next? Will she rub her boobs on the Statue of Liberty? Will she rub her boobs on a mountain lion? Will she rub her boobs on a confused Walmart greeter? Will she rub her boobs on an ice sculpture of even bigger boobs? Stay tuned for next…