Let’s stop explaining this racist, sexist, classist shit away with “it’s kinda right if you stick your head up your ass, look at it upside down and backwards and say it in French.” The fact is that girls and boys - documented and undocumented - die by gang violence. And gang members are hardly all undocumented…

Did a bunch of fratbros hack your site? What cisgender, heteronormative drivel. The Road Less Traveled? Give me a fucking break. Plenty of men and women take pride in their appearance for themselves. Props to those who participated in this exercise in jackassery and managed to sound other-centered; it was a near…

I’d like that as a not-so-fat person. The simple things are often the worst-made.

“And, according to The Times, nursing students are disproportionately more likely to cheat than other students. Nursing students are able to buy essays off a number of websites, many of them written by retired professors of UK colleges.” According to Dr. Twatwaddle of Fuckwit University. Are you kidding me? What…

Judeo/Christian snowflakes people.

It’s Balmain. Like Chanel. Balmain. When you grow up you’ll understand. Until then, you probably shouldn’t be wearing it anyway. Even if it is from H&M.

Go Royals.

Everything on the Internet is true?

You know, am I the only one who sees a shrill woman acting crazy here at the back end of an albeit terrible story without a shred of evidence. On its face this guy did nothing wrong and all we see is her running down the street after him and yelling that he harassed her. I could go out and make one of these videos…

Maybe in the middle of a U2 concert isn't ghe best place to try out your new comedy bits, Alyssa or Allison or whateveryournameis.

Or: A Guide to Color Coding Your Self-Obsessed Life of Privilege.

Did you base the illustration on the hairline of the last guy I dated? Well beyond 47, he had a way with the ladies, liked deep tans and chunky gold chains. For what it’s worth Tony, they do seem to be development-arresting talismans.

I have yet to hear anyone note how unabashedly awful the title of this movie is. What’s next?

Pods are satanic ecologically speaking, but wow. And they are excellent for travel or the gym. VO5 Hot Oil in the glass. So adult.

Gorgeous. It’s art. It really is.

You all do realize we’re talking about Sarah Jessica Parker. Being interviewed in Cosmo here, right? Okay. Just checking.

This isn't completely true. Maybe if someone is planning to retouch like crazy. And if they want to sell a lot of clothes by making the images pop as un-naturally as possible. Otherwise, plenty of photogs shoot just to get the shot.

I’m reading a lot of fucking ageism in these comments for crowd that’s so concerned with being correct. Burkett’s feelings aren’t facts. Well guess what? Neither are anyone else’s. You know what are facts. Rape statistics. The numbers are going up. I keep reading bullshit about not being afraid to walk alone at night.…

I can’t help but think that TED is one of those things that’s all style, no substance. And stories like this support that position. 10 minute video clips. Help me lord. Navigating this life is unlikely if you depend on 10-minute video clips to do it. They’re more like Like junk food for the brain. Or some kind of…

Your tax dollars at work, America! Congratulations.