Really?

Silly British Royalty. Meanwhile, let's all have a look at Pres. George Sr. trying to buy something at a grocery. "What's this button for?" Thank god it wasn't a big red one with "Blow us all the f*ck up" in big letters :/

I seriously thought that was Caitlyn Jenner in the pic.

My husband calls it my “friend” (to which I always reply, “FRIENDS DON’T MAKE THE OTHER BLEED AND CRY”) and will refer to all hygiene products as tampons. I don’t even use tampons, but my reusable pads are apparently tampons as far as he’s concerned.

I cannot stand it when a man gets embarrassed to pick up tampons at the store.

That foreign you’re speaking is AWFULLY suspicious. Seems like you may HAVE BEEN TO FRANCE. So you like going on trips and renting rooms? Well, you’re going to be going on a trip now alright, but the windows have bars and the turn down service is a nightmare. So you like baguettes? You’re going to a place where…

Seriously? There were 6 males that I counted on stage (back left corner, back & just left of LG, back row near edge of piano, front row right of piano, far right front row & directly behind LG). VP Biden specifically mentioned male victims in his speech, as did Lady Gaga when quoting statistics before she performed.…

MSNBC made the decision last year that they needed to compete with Fox. The lower rungs were told that they were going to seek more “moderate” programming, but the upper rungs were already planning a Trumpalooza. I hope they fall on their face (except for Maddow, long live Maddow.) There’s already a glut of white,…

Armchair diagnosis is dumb on like a dozen different levels I could name without taking a beat, but what I find most interesting is how quick people jumped to mental illness here when sometimes people are just egotistical assholes (I guess that’s a reflection of the destigmatization of discussing mental illness, if…

How about laws to help support former boybanders who struggle after a breakup? byebyebyelaws?

We’re currently watching your election right now, I don’t know how much more disappointed we can be

Who has to fuck the goat?

Plot Twist - Kim Kardashian is the one with more common sense.

Even though I am coupled, we don’t do anything for Valentine’s day, because we just don’t. And I worked in the food industry long enough to know that it’s a bloody RACKET to go out. People give us weird flack for this, but whatevs, our plans are so.much.better.

Soooooo really long week.

I work for a really small software company running a miniscule Support team. There was a big thing in Sales and one member of my three member staff was yanked by one of the company owers to work on it. He said it would take a couple hours, but it took her a full week and she was sent to…

I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

If you guys can manage to lure him out onto the ice, I can call up my bear cousin Vinny Two-Claws to take him for a ride. By which I mean, eat his face off.