This acerola cherry and jerusalem artichoke smoothie is going down with a heavy heart.

I have worked with Gloria for years and just want to say for the record, Terry approached her at an event as asked for a photo and she said yes, because she ALWAYS says yes to photos (when she can). She had no idea who he is. Just so y'all know.

I invite you to share your story via Kinja. However, please note that the polar bear translation function is still in beta mode.

Polar bears need all the help they can get

I am sure I speak for many of us when I state simply, "Hubba, hubba." What a cutie.

I wonder if you're bringing up stuff to test her and confirm your biases against her. I have never had a friendship that hinged on the other person's knowledge of cholera.

A fortnight ago I posted on here about my dad's decision to stop eating, drinking and medication as he had decided it was his time to go. Thank you so much to all of the people that responded to me with advice and sympathy. I shared your stories with my mum and she was amazed that I could get so much support and…

"And don't be afraid to act more confident about your body than you actually feel. Sometimes I do that, and I find it actually boosts my self-esteem." -my life, and the only reason i have had sex in the last two years. (Drunk me thinks i'm hot. She's also a bitch. But hey, she has all the fun)

GIVING A DAMN. I don't know about you guys, but that is the sexiest thing a partner can do for me. I can orgasm like a boss when I masturbate, but with partners I always take awhile—the first couple of times I'm with someone, it usually doesn't happen. After a few romps, though, if they give me oral for a good long…

Looking for a way to weed out the shitty men in the world? Open a door for all of them and write off the weirdos who are freaked out by that.

"fucked in the missy"

I'm a kiss slut. I love kissing and have found myself kissing many a new guy in a crowded bar. One lovely night of karaoke and dancing I found myself talking and dancing with this very handsome army guy. We were getting along great. He was funny and charming and could dance. It was great. We exchanged numbers.

If she sleighed him, I'll be seeing red.

Is chemistry what the kids are calling alcohol these days?

Yeah, but we all kind of sound like a pain in the ass if you think about it.

Right? I mean, we make jokes on here all the time about "whoops, my pants!" in reference to Tom Hiddleston, Idris Elba, etc. But they are jokes, hyperbole intended to get across that we find this gentleman very attractive indeed and if said gentleman proposed an assignation, we'd go for it.

This is so gross, but I actually had this discussion several years ago over drinks with a good friend, except it was Kobe. She expressed skepticism that someone that successful/famous/rich/good looking would resort to rape because she literally could not believe that a woman would like, I don't know, be in the…