8 is the average??? Forgive me lord for I have sinned....also I need to start a lot of diets.

Considering this undermines men and things that swim, this seems appropriate:

Not terrible taste, just different taste.
I happen to like men who look a bit... extraterrestrial. I guess you could blame it on my first crush being Leonard Nimoy as Spock.

Fairly recently, I had a lightbulb moment upon discovering that Lupita Nyong'o and Michelle Dockery share the same stylist. They're both knockouts — any time, anywhere — but it began to make more sense why these two, in particular, are such amazingly consistent red carpet stand-outs.

Well this is just adorable

By face of course I meant "fave". Except no editing with Kinja barely working :-)

I freakin' LOVE Dame Helen Mirren.

I have a thing for this color. It's my face. I call it "bitch yellow".

Holy moly she looks FANTASTIC. I love everything about this look! Slinky white gown + mesh off-the-shoulder sleeves + alternative lifestyle haircut =forget your boyfriends, ladies, this here's my GIRLFRIEND.

Gaga is giving some serious *face*. She is hauntingly beautiful!

I would love to be able to load the comments. Sigh.

I feel Kinja should be an honorary member of this dirt bag for giving the middle finger to all commenters. ;) Happy belated Blue Ivy!

Shit... if I don't share this story with like 500 people am I going to die now?

The anniversary of my dad's death is coming up, and you asked for stories of "slight hauntings," so I think I'll share this story again:

Unless you don't have the 30 seconds it takes to say, "I accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior," before you die you're not going to hell. Shit, I've got it down to seven seconds. You have to practice. It's a good drinking game!

Her costume looks like it's giving the middle finger.