Orange Tabby Is the New Black.

Why don't they keep them at the prison and let the inmates take care of them? I've heard other stories of prisons getting pets and it being very good therapy for the inmates by giving them responsibility for another life.

It won't completely shut down, but if you're like me, your metabolism will slow down in the late 20s. Mine happened around 28. I stopped being able to eat whatever I wanted to without gaining weight. Though I've always been active, I ate a lot and often. But once I put on X lbs in 2012-2013, putting me at an all-time…

Titanic II: This Time, It's Personal

Another inner city agency story.

You didn't actually mean to steal it, you thought VeryBadGood was into giving it to you. No harm, no foul. Welcome to Sweden!

My mom doing Motocross back in the 80's.

Y'all. I had never heard of Dazed and Confused magazine before this. So I thought it was Dated and Confused. I Googled that for eons, and got frustrated because I couldn't find the damn magazine she was on the cover of. I am an amazing disaster.

It's a Cat d'etat!

The two-part miniseries will have a "more modern approach" to the story.

Of course it's a feminist masterpiece. At the end on the movie they go to the Grand Canyon and Lean In.

Freud would have a lot of things to say about the contrasting images of men shooting guns in order to commit suicide by being gunned down and women driving their car into a vulva like hole in the earth.

Couldn't they have come up with a better name for their plan?

YES. Man buns forever. I really hope that femininity is taking over style for men. Nail polish and guyliner and man buns and skirts for all!

Barney Miller was fucking awesome. Great writing and great cast.