her upcoming projects: a trilogy of "erotic sex novels" followed by a Christian parenting book.

my dad, 50-yr-old down to earth stoner, could care less about celebs or pop culture about anything other than Neil Young, but he just moved to nyc and lives on the same block as Cameron (her boyfriend maybe?). they've ended up walking their dogs at the same time of day on a pretty regular basis, and she has officially…

This is so tragic. Poor little girl! I can't imagine the pain she's going through. I can't believe losing my parents at such a young age. I really hope that she's able to stay strong. I'm sure losing a parent is awful.

Expensive clementine.

I went to a health food place in a strip mall that advertised "Fresh-Squeezed Juices: Orange, Carrot, Lemon." I thought lemon was lemonade, of course, so when I took my first big mouthful of pure lemon juice, it came as a pretty big shock.

I have come to accept I'm fairly Type A, or at least Type B+. A very Type A thing to say. Anyhoo...

No joke. I know I've mentioned it on here before, but here goes again: Last January, I camped out in 20 degree weather for 3 days to get as close as possible to the stage at a Gaga show. I, being 27 years old and friends with only hipsters, had no one to go with. I was stoked to see Gaga but dubious about all the…

Here:

...did you just have an e-conversation with yourself? Where you insulted yourself?

I have given up. I don't know what else to do with a house full of kids (that I guess I'm homeschooling now since they've been off of school for so damn long?) so I just keep baking and cooking and baking and cooking— so at least, my house smells good, it is warm and we are happy. (This morning: mango and cream…

Chianti is the perfect red to put in tomato sauce, too, and it makes amazing sangria.

BTW, where are my Pinot Grigio people?

I like merlot, but I friggin love Chianti. Drink it, soup it, boil it, freeze it, bake it, mull it. If I need it to taste better, it gets Chianti.