Ooooh yay, I always love an opportunity to share about my most recent ex.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH. I apparently have horrible taste in men, and thus have some doozies.

The biggest, baddest was my daughter's dad. Part of what makes it so awful is that he's genuinely good at his core, he's just so dumb sometimes. I would never tell my daughter this, but LORD does that man make stupid decisions. To…

Touché! It's not just you and, in fact, your whimsy has get me thinking that:

Rush Limbaugh concern-trolling people for demeaning women. Wheeee.

Does he keep asking you for "sex sex sex"?

I strongly disapprove of parents emotionally torturing their children for entertainment.

"Detective Inspector Bruce Scott put it this way: "None of the girls have been brave enough (emphasis mine) to make formal statements to us so we can take that to a prosecution stage."

I love the kids in "Stand By Me."

I think this is spot on. I think most parents know that yelling isn't the best way to get something done, but for the most part we also understand that no one always chooses the best way to do things, for any variety of reasons. And without resorting to "Well, I was spanked and yelled at and I turned out just…

I think acknowledging it can be harmful to yell/spank/bribe is good. I also think acknowledging that in most cases, it won't seriously damage a child beyond all repair is good as well.

I'm sorry, but no. Nothing can ever be the "new" cats dressed as sharks on Roombas, because I will literally never stop finding that to be the most magical thing of all time.

This is less about differing views of equality, race, and sex and a lot on basic human decency and compassion. This is news because even those of us that are totally on board with respecting different cultural takes on equality and sex are utterly shocked and appalled that the authorities didn't let this slide under…

Whoa.

Sigh. And of course those same people will neglect to point out that a related factor might be that a higher proportion of women work part time and that female part time workers are more likely to be over the age of 24 than their male counterparts, let alone the domestic and cultural pressures that tend to lead to…

I feel like he gave himself a little pep talk there near the end when he jumped back up again before finally getting the cracker "Damnit Douglas, you can do this! You've stolen hundreds of crackers before, this one is no different. Now you go back down there and you get that cracker!"