Oddly-named craft beer that comes in a can is the bearded funny guy who isn't your type at all but who always meets you at the subway station when you come over and turns out to be great at oral.

Ted, like many others in the show, fell to his own hubris. In fact, you could say it tripped him up.

She's already acknowledged that she refuses to grow up. IMHO, part of growing up / growing old is recognizing that you can learn things — from people who are younger than you! Different perspectives. (For that — thank you, fellow Jezzies.)

I gotta admit...I like the idea of a company being like "Hey, you're an adult and can make adults decisions about what you put in your body. Eat this if you want to eat this."

I can count on one hand the number of times I've eaten Cinnabon in the past ten years, but each of those times, I had 100% decided that 1000…

Today I tested for my black belt in my martial art—for the second time! I first got it in 2004 (2 weeks before I got my PhD! It was a good year!), but then I took like 6-7 years off. I came back to class in 2011 and had to start all the way back at white belt, but I finally made it back to black today! Woohoo!

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Sesame Street is enduringly amazing at being a show for both adults and children. If you rewatch the episodes coming out in the 1980's you'll laugh your ass off every five minutes at things you remember seeing but didn't understand at the time. Google "Twin Beaks" for my favorite.

I'm a scientician so I believe I can help educate everyone here. Below is a picture (blown up, of course) of the inside of a woman's vugina, where babies are stored.

Thank you for thinking you're going to die first.

If you did a 360, you'd still be against it.

I don't have a very high opinion of the liberal arts, so forgive me for saying that you don't need women's studies classes to teach you to think critically. I was born and grew up in a country where no one has even heard of women's studies and you'll find plenty of women who :"think critically about precisely these…

Beware science journalism that does not name the researcher...

My hangovers are much milder than they used to be. BECAUSE I LEARNED NOT TO DRINK SO MUCH!!

As a Certified Old (39 yesterday!), I'm going to go ahead and call it.

If Harry Morton's father marries Rumer and they have a baby, and Demi marries Harry Morton, Demi would be her own grandmother.

How could you do this to a kid, Star Magazine?

"You don't look as good as you could."

I may or may not have dusted an apple pie with cumin one time. It was right next to the cinnamon and roughly the same color. I might also have been tipsy. There were no witnesses so we can't be sure.

Is it just me or does that look like curling with cars? Not that I know a lot about curling, even if Canada is my adopted home now. Though the American in me thinks it looks like a random excuse to hang out and drink beer with friends in the winter (really, what sober person would grab a broom, run on ice and declare…