‘Accidently bond’ is right. I am sure it’s hormones. Says a woman who is going through menopause, AKA the-sound-of estrogen leaving your body. It gets better. #bondingonpurpose

Who said I talked myself out of anything?

Ahh this one. I am an editor & writer. I own a lot of books. First time I let this particluar dick into my home he looked over my bookcases and said, “Wow, a lot of great books here...if you’ve read them.”

So, bolstered by your claims I tried again AND IT WORKED. Thank you! Facebook game changer :)

I did! It did not work :(

I think that would be worse too. She was in a different city at the time, or, ya...that wouldn’t have happened : )

OH NO!! Assure him that my text-directing skills greatly improved after this rather mortifying incident.

Ooh I am having a good night - thanks La.C.

Hahaha!

Please don’t be my daughter. Please don’t be my daughter. Please don’t be my daughter. Once was enough.

Right? I am very lucky indeed.

Surprisingly well, actually. I was horrified - of course. Apparently she fell off her couch laughing (with her partner) and we have never ever spoken of it again. So! mortified.

I typed: OMG THIS IS WHY PARENT’S SHOULDN’T TEXT and she sent back that her and her boyfriend had just fallen off the couch they were laughing so hard. I am - I am thinking - the luckiest mom on the planet. We have not ever spoken of it or looked at each other weird...

Yes, I know that face! So So horrified.

As you can imagine (sorry for the head screams!) I was completely freaked out. Panicked, horrified. She took it really really well - said she fell of her couch laughing. I am the luckiest mom on the planet. Good lord.

Actually yes. When I realized what I had done I yelled-texted her OMG SO SORRY THIS IS WHY PARENTS SHOULDN’’T TEXT and she wrote back that her and her boyfriend had fallen off the couch laughing. I am soooo lucky! And crap, this story has now been posted twice as I thought I wouldn’t get read/out of the greys. This…

Haha! But you know - I am so lucky - my daughter laughed if off (well, apparently fell off her couch she laughed so hard) and never brought it up again. Sooo lucky. My son would have been scarred for life : )

Yep.

Oh yes, indeedy. My daughter, to her credit, has just never brought it up or even sent me side eye. I did follow it up with an “OMG this is why parent’s shouldn’t text” She wrote back that her and her boyfriend had both just fallen off the couch laughing. *counts lucky stars* And can I get out of the greys for this…

I just sent this in but I am a grey and it probably won’t get read. In negotiations for a three-some with my current male lover we had a plan whereby I was having a promising third man (who is bi) over. I was to warm him up to the idea and then invite lover #1 over. I wrote: “He is adorable. I can’t wait to have you…