HAHAHAHAHA! As I was reading the story, I thought to myself, “I see where this is going... I wonder if her mom bought those trunks on purpose. No one would accuse her of that.”

How about the opposite? When I was a kid I had just started dated the man I’d end up marrying- I was 16? Anyway, we had a pool, and he’d be over a lot and he didn’t own a swimsuit. This annoyed my parents, particularly my mother, since buying to pool was a life goal of theirs (grew up poor) and everyone should enjoy…

this is my fave one so far. i’m laughing my ass off

Cats, your mother in law, and a child, and you didn’t even close the door all the way, let alone lock it? I DO NOT understand. It’s like you wanted her to see.

What an enormous dick!

This is a story about me meeting my partner’s parents rather than the reverse, but I hope it still counts.

I’m so happy for Solange. For years it seemed like she struggled to find her voice (not her voice but I guess her niche?). Remember Solo Star and the Hadley St. Dreams? I always felt like Matthew pushed her to be more like Beyonce in her early career because that was more profitable and marketable in the 2000. But you…

There’s something about someone who can be equal parts articulate and foul mouthed that just makes my liver quiver and my knees give way.

Puh-lease. They’re just trying to avoid the lawsuits and angry thetans that would rain down on them if they mentioned the S word. It’s like an entire series doing the thinly veiled Law & Order rip off.

Martyrdom. Banning a group this fringe at this stage gives them an air of “dangerous.” And some people are attracted to dangerous things just because they are dangerous.

In fairness to Melania, she has been working tirelessly on her Stop To Bully My Sugar Daddy On The Twitter Phone campaign she promised the common American suckers people during Michele’s  her Soviet Republican Convention speech.

It’s really sad, because every first lady has not only been poised and educated, but has worked actively on their platform. I hate “just say no” with the fury of a thousand suns, but that campaign still came from a genuine if misguided heart. Hillary Clinton was probably the most influential first lady in modern…

I have HIV and undectabable now. Calm down. Everyone needs to be tested. Having it wasn’t like it used to be. Sorry but this just rubs me the wrong way.

I don’t think it’s strange for anyone to want to be seen as a distinct person separate from your family, wealthy or not.

Anderson has always been very sensitive about the suggestion that he’s gotten ahead just by being a Vanderbilt.

Both Anderson and his mother are very rich, much more from their own work than from any inheritance they got from being Vanderbilts. Gloria is probably going to create some charity he has to run with her money.

Right? I feel like we’re in the mess we’re in now because they got their wittle fee fees hurt because most of us believe that everyone should be treated nicely and equally. How dare we!

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease make Dunk & Egg a thing