I hope Jessica Simpson is happy her shoes aren’t the most embarrassing anymore!

Because cybersecurity - and laws that stem from those efforts that affect technology, like SOPA and PIPA - aren’t tech news? Please. If you want to read tech reviews, CNET is over there waiting for you like a melted vanilla ice cream.

Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

My dumbass cousin voted for Gary Johnson in OHIO and then posted on Instagram this morning hysterical about how the country could elect Trump.

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

I saw a program on him and the worst part is that the parents didn’t seem to care that he was raping their daughters. I believe some even sent them back in to “do their duty.” It was only when he started raping the wives of the men on the compound that they were like “hey, hands off my property. “

So I guess blind people in general can commit any crime they want to, because they can’t identify their accusers? How convenient.

Baby, you better run from this place with your dumb assed ideas. You are fixin to get tarred and feathered

Sorry but you’re wrong. The supreme court alone will have implications as far as 50 years down the road. We’re talking about over turning RoeVWade, marriage equality, etc...

Some of us are “some people”. Congrats on being privileged and rich enough not to have to give any fucks about society, though. That must be sweet.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

‘Roger Ailes was NEVER affiliated with Fox News. Sean Hannity knows this. Call Sean Hannity, because he knows. Nobody will call Sean Hannity, even though Sean Hannity knows.’

I kinda feel like you couldn’t pay Michelle Obama to run for President? I think she’d be awesome at it, but after all the shit she’s gotten I wonder if she’s just not glad to be getting out of there so she can do her life again. Maybe one of the kids eventually though!

No. Michelle is too good for us.

I’ve grown apart from many friends, but if Donald Trump went after any one of them, I’d be on their side. Probably fiercely.

No--she’s right: Madonna bonded with Rosie because their mothers died when they were children.

As annoying as I find Madonna, I do enjoy the Madonna & Rosie friendship.... And any mention of A League of Their Own.

After seeing so many people say they don’t wash their legs. But, really, y’all motherfuckers need Jesus. And soap. Lots of soap.

you do not touch maddox

I’m hoping this will be me and Mr. Gardeners.