I’m unreasonably upset about the lack of washing in the Jezebel commentariat. Wash your parts! Not because of the patriarchy. Because it’s good hygiene.

yeah, I feel like feet are on the same level as armpits in terms of washing. Like, I definitely rarely sweat unless I work out but I still always wash there. Really, when I think about it there is no place that I leave out and I didn’t realize that was something that not every one did. I mean, some days I wear a…

After seeing so many people say they don’t wash their legs. But, really, y’all motherfuckers need Jesus. And soap. Lots of soap.

It seems almost everyone pees in the shower. However, I’m experiencing the same level of shock at the non-leg washers as I did when I read that some people stand up to wipe.

It’s shaking me too!! It is making me see things in a whole new light. Not in a way that will stop me from rubbing soap on my legs every time I jump in the shower. But as to how meticulous (if you will) I am about my shower rituals. I can’t not soap my entire body when I’m in the shower. Now I don’t take showers every…

What is happening? First people are saying they don’t wash their legs now I’m reading people don’t wash their feet.

That’s disgusting. Seriously, wash your feet. They are cesspools of bacteria, and no, “gravity” bringing the soap water down isn’t enough. That’s how things like Athlete’s Foot and other foot and toenail infections spread.

I mean, I don’t sit there and scour them like I’m trying to get caked-on grease off my good frying pans (unless, of course, I was doing something like wandering through a muddy area), but I do use a washcloth and soap on them.

Well, I always wash my feet, so there is kind of no reason not to wash my legs on the way up and down.

you do not touch maddox

OMG THE CHICK BUCKET KITTY fkjalg;j

Nah.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

I’m also a millenial and while the millenials may not be voting for Trump, they’re breaking third party instead of for Hillary. It’s an important voting bloc for the Democrats and it behooves us not to ignore this reality.

I don’t know. Millenials have lived their entire lives immersed in anti-Hillary GOP propaganda, then Bernie got angry and repackaged it and idk we might just be fucked.

I’m hoping this will be me and Mr. Gardeners.

Oh please. Martina Hingis was a smug stuck up bitch.* She was nasty, pretty racist, and totally arrogant. It was funny that the tennis world found her arrogance to be “witty and cutting.” Fuck her. It gives me some pleasure to know that her career is a footnote in tennis compared to Serena.

She had a knee injury that had already been talked about. It is very common for athletes, when talking about why they underperformed, to mention injuries. I call bullshit on this woman talking about her injury being “whining” or in any way “taking the credit away” from Pliskova. Serena is a sore loser? Lol, yeah, ok,…

She doesn’t have to. Serena is the GOAT. From now on its just icing. But I agree. I hate to see Serena lose. But they’re not cheap wins by her opponents. They have to play their best. Serena is the best ever and I’m old enough to have watched Margaret Court win. I think only Graff could have given Serena a run. Sorry…

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