I’ll disagree with the ACLU on this one concerning how time erodes memories and evidence fades. If that is the case, you could make the same argument about establishing a statute of limitations for murder.

Clear eyes, full hearts

Yeah.....no.

No, silly. She’s a cat, not a dog!

I know, right?

Omg, I’d never seen the pic of them on the bed. ON. THE. BED! What the fuck is wrong with this family? I think Ivanka might have Stockholm Syndrome.

I don’t know what’s happening to any of these sites with the acquisition, but Univision, if you’re reading this, I vote TheSlot gets the support and staff to publish like 10-15 stories a day. Love you guys.

“This is just an issue on which we disagree”

When I tell my daughters about how you can only kept one song in a floppy disk they laugh so much.

That’s the thing, she doesn’t want to be famous. She has turned down several high profile roles, knowing they would make her a ‘star’, and she did not want that.

Paquin never got a fair shot to really do Rogue any justice in the X-Men movies. It bums me out how small her role was in DOFP, even in the “Rogue Cut.”

I remember.

Remember THIS?!!? One of the greatest moments in the history of the Shit show that is the Oscars? God, I am getting old.

katie holmes remains the best- protecting suri from that cult

The cancellation of this show really upsets me. I know that the Internet hated it—because how dare he discuss race so often!—but I loved The Nightly Show from the beginning and I thought that lately it was starting to border on really great. So many late night hosts get YEARS to work their shit out (I remember Colbert…

One of them wants to essentially disintegrate the modern federal government and replace it with a vastly more powerful system of state governments, and the other is a medical doctor who panders to anti-vaccers and people worried about wifi, and whose sole experience in governance is being in a town council.

I am so BUMMED OUT BY THIS! I have never really like Trevor Noah (I think I continue to hold his misogynistic tweets against him) and the Nightly Show was so refreshing, so funny, and had just incredibly diverse opinions. This is a real shame!

This sucks so hard. Larry’s show is so much more interesting than Trevor’s, even when I think it misses a mark or two. The writing is sharper, and there is actual outrage, as opposed to dimples. Plus: Mike Yard and Holly Walker are national goddamned treasures.

I was called “oven” by my friends after my kids were born, because that was the extent of my contribution. I feel ya.