I got my dream job. Literally my dream job. I start in May. I am freaking out. I now have to quit my job and move and start this huge new process but I’m so fucking thrilled and I can’t believe it. Holy shit. It’s not quite official but I’m waiting for my contract to be sent to me (Tuesday) before I announce it but…

Exactly. I’ve been with my husband since 1994. We talked about monogamy straight away. If that’s not for you, don’t be an asshole and lie to your partner.

Cheating does happen, but this guy sounds like a serial cheater who occasionally gets married

Mein Nipple Clamphf?

Oh sure, NOW the republicans believe in science

Don’t you mean a “Bay - Em - Vay?”

I don’t get mad at people saying “porsh” because whatever, they’re wrong but who cares.

I’m all for rich Trump supporters to throw around money while desperately telling everyone they meet that they’re not racist. I get the impulse, and the $450 is crazy generous. But saying the equivalent of, “Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.” still seems off putting.

Kristin does have actual experience with creepy robot babies, though.

Hey now! She was in Panic Room. David Fincher directs fine movies full of muted yellow light and stainless steel.

I feel like this Dirt Bag description of Kristen Stewart and her new movie/paper is peak Kristen Stewart-ness.

I just saw this being adverstised on Reddit last night. I didn’t even know this was happening and I’d like to know why it’s happening.

As a teacher, this, out of all of Trump’s horrific appointments, has stung the most. Imagine if this person and her family had donated that bribe money to public education what could have been accomplished.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

I hate the deep v / boob suspender trend deeply, profoundly, and beyond reason. make it stop. i’m tired of seeing peoples chests.

Thank god. We need frivolity for a brief while.

Hi Mark. Really nice to see you here.

Like 15, max, but I’d want to be alive long enough to vet them and make sure the company didn’t just post hot pics on their website and then sent some completely different dudes to grind on my open casket (like they do with bachelorette parties, which is really unprofessional IMHO).