I posted this elsewhere, but my dog's name is Izzy, so I have a blast with "Fancy" because I get to go "Who dog, who dog, I-Z-Z-Y."

Inserting my cat's name into songs that I'm singing along to. "All The Scouty ladies! All the Scouty ladies!" "My Scoutaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!" "Last Scout. Last Scout. For Scooooout." And since Kate Bush was mentioned, "Running up that Scout! Running up that Scooooout. With no Scoutleemmms"

do you inspect the hell out of your Biore strips, sometimes with reading glasses?

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

It takes years to master, and though it does have its rewards, the reward I seek is not a hot dog. Moose does tricks; I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff. But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.

WTF? WTeverlovingF?

Yum, a delicious 4-way!

i don't need any charts, but i'll take pie

"inept"... right. Vandals.

Except on days when you punched the straw too far through the bag and flooded your entire lunch tray with milk.

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

This Saturday night, I raise my glass to Draven Rodriguez. You brought so much joy to countless others with your unforgettable senior portrait. I'm sorry that so many people were not able to give you the happiness that you were able to give to the world. I'm sorry that so many others failed you and were not able to…

I'm trying to recreate this in my head and it's pretty hilarious looking.

My insurance pulled this scam, too. Basically, you could only get free birth control (generics only) if you used their shitty "meds by mail" option. If you wanted the "privilege" of going to a local pharmacy, the cost was $30 or so. So, they could claim they "offered" free bc but only on the most annoying,…

Simply getting your doctor to make a call to the insurance company explaining that a specific medication is necessary can lead to an appeal and get the cost of your copay down to $0.

Natasha didn't have to tell her story, and she certainly didn't have to do so with such unflinching courage and unsparing detail. By releasing her own demons she gives anyone who has gone through similar abuse the steel will to do the same, and to feel no shame. Silence on the issue of abuse is deafening. Natasha is…

sounds like you got some stuff by arthur court- hang onto it for a while. it's good stuff, well made, and some people are REALLY into it.

Shame it's pewter, ugly things should always be glass - so you can have an "accident"