+10,000. dying.

He certainly never said that men are never raped; he clearly implied that he has trouble putting himself in that situation because the odds of a man being raped are much lower than the odds of a woman being raped. Per RAINN’s statistics, 1 in 33 men are victims of attempted or completed rape, compared to 1 in 6 women.…

Hey T-Pain, pretty sure the answer here is not sitting on the toilet for 30 fuckin’ minutes. In my experience, women do their thing and leave, while men tend to linger in hopes that they might poop more or something.

I just snorted so loud I scared my cat. A+ RHONJ reference.

There is a restaurant where I grew up that makes “spaghetti pizza”, which is delicious and much easier to eat than the grilled cheese version. 100% delicious.

We danced to the Celine Dion/Frank Sinatra version of “All the Way”. I knew it was cheesy, I still know it was cheesy, but it was the song I wanted to dance to since I was 15, so dammit, I made it happen.

True story: I once witnessed a father and daughter dance to “Lady in Red”. I wasn’t even at the wedding, I was just at a restaurant near their outdoor reception, but the contact embarrassment was far-reaching.

I sometimes feel like the only sane person in Florida. I don’t know if you live here, too, but damn do you get it.

I like that Eric Andre thinks Ariana Grande even took the SATs.

Sometimes my own mom’s brand of crazy doesn’t seem so bad, ya know? Fuck this lady.

I grew up in Ohio and voted in the 2004 primaries as a 17 year old. It wasn’t until 2012 when Husted (republican) was elected Ohio’s secretary of state that the rules changed. His interpretation of this particular voting law is pretty ridiculous.

Started with a King Cake martini with dinner, then moved on to homemade margaritas while watching reruns of The Magicians. Happy Saturday!

Forget Kim's selfie book, where can I get a book full of candid stills of Kourtney reacting to her batshit family?

Off topic, but am I the only one who can't stand Charli XCX?

We share literally every feeling on both space and tight rope walkers. Nonsense, the lot of it.

Fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkk this guy.

Mmmmmm that Trappist blueberry jam is the reason I can't keep bread in my house. I would just eat blueberry jam on toast forever.

Thank you for this! My husband is my home and my safe place; I know that's not true for everyone, but I am so glad it is for me, and that is what I wish for everyone getting married.

That's funny, because I have an irrational dislike for CharlieXCX. Everything about her makes roll my eyes and/or grind my teeth. Ugh.

I hated the “what is your theme” question. Wedding. Wedding is the theme.