No I got bit again. Bunny was a mean, mean hamster. One time I was eating oatmeal and she wandered over and just got in the bowl and I tried to get her out for her safety and she peed all over my oatmeal and then laid down to take a nap.

In Australia I got paid $18 an hour to wait tables.

Got to love the courage of a man courageously expressing himself behind an anonymous avatar in the face of resistance..

Let's find out who you really are and see how strong that resolve is?

I hope at least one of these three little monsters kills himself before the trial, with the other two spending the next 25 years…

I wish I were in the room with you right now, I'd rape you right up your ass and then pull on your balls till your scrotum tore and you cried for mercy. I would make you lick my cum off my dick.

If dudes were more often in the "penetrated" position during sex, perhaps they'd understand better why women rage out when idiot dudes defend other idiot dudes who literally, violently, repeatedly invade actual human bodies. And then perhaps dudes would stop posting bullshit about how sustaining major trauma is…

Yeah. Gang rape by three dudes is just "a little bit difficult," and demanding justice for assault is whining. All the middle fingers for you, douchelord.

Run along now troll, I'm done with you. Sing your sad song elsewhere.

If you are serious you are dangerously clueless. Are you a young white middle class male perhaps? Not that I expect you to own up to that.

Thought you could be serious until you reached 5. Then trolling becomes clear.

Yeah, I know. You aren't going to be happy unless the victim has a complete breakdown.

Saw this the other day and thought it would be perfect to post here!

I've started narrating my life in tabloid voice. Today at work when I pulled my pants up and adjusted my shirt I at once "shielded my baby bump" and "flaunted my shrinking stomach."

Dodai makes it pretty clear she is mocking the shit out of the gossip rags. I side-eye some of the newer bloggers, who use them in a non satirical way on regular posts and act as if they are legit sources (cough cough the ridiculous series of articles on Beyonce and Jay Z) and can get kind of slut shamey.

The GOP candidates are going to get more and more inconsistent on their political views running up to the 2016 election cycle. Their has been such a strong shift in the US voting population towards supporting Pro-Choice, Pro-Gay rights, and many other social issues that the GOP has fought against for years that they…

Stupid is as stupid knows. Cat Dong!

I'm not sure what my expression is but I get a lot of -

Thanks, I try to make up for the lack of cheekbones.

Can we all agree that Dodge has the best commercials?

Or would you like your like your hard earned tax dollars to supporting those that don't pay taxes?

Oh god, idiots like you who are so ignorant make my almost want to give up. Please re-read. My point is illegals, no matter where they come from should not get welfare. Do you have a problem with that?