That's funny, my boyfriend is in Africa too. He says as soon as a wire him $10,000, he will come visit me so that we can be married and be together forever. He is a prince where he is from, and needs the money to end a legal dispute so that he can retrieve his full inheritance. I cannot wait!

I think it would be awful to receive a letter from my wife. Her hand writing is too similar to mine for me to be comfortable with. If I opened a love letter from her, I might mistake it as my own, then I would show it to her, claim it as my own, and then I'd have to fight a war on two fronts: My inability to recognize…

That's the spirit! Maybe folks can find their daughters unconscious in a pool of blood on the bathroom floor, right? Where there's a will, there's a way. That's that old American can-do attitude.

I think it says something very interesting about the attitude that forced-birthers hold towards women, where they think if they say, "that's it! No more abortions for you, ladies!" then women will all meekly shrug and say ,"Oh well, guess I have to have that baby now!"

"Oh, I can't find a legal abortion provider in my state? Well, then fuck it, I'll just have this baby I can't afford/don't want/can't take care of/isn't expected to survive, no big whoop. It's only a drastically life-altering decision that cannot be undone."

Or the fetus, since it's not like it gets it's own groceries. By firing the mother, they've put it's health and development at risk — what if she can't get a job that pays enough for good food and continuing prenatal care? What if she goes into enormous debt that she can't pay off when it is born, and can't afford to…

When you vote GOP, this is what you're voting for.

That's the thing about these anti-choice shitbags is once the baby is born all the goodwill in the world is over. You HAVE to be pregnant because nothing is more precious than a fetus!!! But when that fetus passes through your vagina then you and it can go fuck yourselves.

I am the person who loves Lucky. I don't care about that Vogue artsy shit, just show me cute clothes etc. and tell me how much they cost and where to get them, and with none of that "price upon request" bullshit.

I'll stop the world and melt with you/You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time/There's nothing you and I won't do/I'll stop the world and melt with you...om nom nom...om nom nomnom...

What posh4posh said. I don't like defending this guy, but I think a Southwest employee took a regular doucheface customer and turned him into a steaming pool of social media No.

I recently flew SWA and they had the whole plane sing happy birthday to 3 girls on the flight. They turned off the lights, had all the call buttons turned on as "candles" and then turned off on the count of three after being "blown out". It was cute. I've had some awful plane experiences, but Southwest hasn't been…

Whatever happened to the days when annoyed airport workers cursed over the intercoms, grabbed beers from the drink cart then deployed the emergency chute and slid off the plane that way? I miss Steven Slater.

I was going to say that too. The gate agent was wrong to pull them off the flight, but it sounds like the man was on a huge entitlement trip. Didn't want to wait to board? Why, will the last ones boarding get to do standing room only? SMH.

He sounds like an entitled douche. I’m a father myself, and I wouldn’t care if my daughter and I had to wait a little longer to board the plane. We will still get our seats, and the plane won’t take off until everyone is on board anyway...

So I just find a photo of an adorable cat and I'm given it's exact location? This will be a new shopping experience for me, but I'm willing to give it a shot. I've been wanting a second cat.

Aww, I really just love him. I don't know if it's because I'm kinda wanting a baby right now and Prince George makes the funniest faces and wears these odd clothes on his little chubby body. Otherwise, I probably wouldn't care so much.

According to the tabloids, you're gross! No one will like you!

If Kimmiekakes just wore clothes that fit her, and laid off the spanx, her body wouldn't be pushing her skin out of places it shouldn't be spilling out of.

Which is terrible, for obviously countless reasons. One of which being that nothing bad should happen in a place with such a hilariously specific name. "Why don't we just round up and call it Thirty?" "NO. GARY. We COUNTED THEM. There are only twenty nine. I can't live inside a LIE."