We had a flower devouring cat too. He took down a whole bookcase to get to the flowers on top. Flores were the WORST and had to be DESTROYED. My solution was to buy a tiny half-circle shelf which fit exactly a vase I owned. I mounted it on a large empty wall higher than he could jump and far enough away from any…

This must be a new Instagram pose I must learn.

I know I have some strange acquaintances, and even stranger friends.

here comes my catty, childish, pathetic, trashy terrible side: I HATE Kendall Jenner. I know she shouldn't even be on my radar, but she seems like the most vapid, bratty awfulness encompassing all the reasons I don't really love LA. I think she is always made up and is pretty plain looking, anyway. I know she's just a…

She's not crying. It's just hot out and she's melting.

I don't know where they got that crying picture of Kim, but that is fantastic. She looks a bit like that Cat Lady that was always on Jenny Jones and Sally Jesse Raphael.

He really is such a cutie-patootie.

No her main title is not Queen of England it is the Queen of the United Kingdom and other commonwealth realms (but most people call her the Queen of the United Kingdom).

He's SUCH a pumpkin. I want to eat him up, starting with those cheeks.

I just posted the link on my mom's FB page. I would cry tears of joy and hilarity to see this employed in their house. We have three cats that live inside, one of whom is a neurotic, territorial and malicious black tuxie who hates everyone and is still recovering from the time she escaped into Outsideland and had to…

That little pig is kinda cute.

She's a stupid little entitled cunt from Texas. What do you expect?

Are we supposed to believe her? She seems to think that she's some sort of humanitarian or something for killing animals.

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Kill the animals to save the animals! I see.

Legal in whose eyes? Give me one reason when it would be OK to kill a leopard.

Wonder if Twitter will do the same to this Democratic politician:

You have to be a depraved individual to kill a defenseless and unarmed animal. Call me when those majestic creatures start carrying weapons.

Don't kill her: build a stockade very high up on a wall and stick her head through from the other side of the wall.