You ever think they just walk back onto the court after halftime saying to each other, “Okay, time to fuck ‘em up now ...”

Haddish really is the best storyteller. After watching that clip for the first time, I went and looked up more interviews with her and she’s consistently captivating. You can’t not like her. My favorite stories begin with “What had happened was...”.

Plus she was the best part/only good part of the ill-fated V reboot. I watched that horrible, horrible show just for her.

Also Morena Baccarin is most notable for Inara on Firefly

Still salty from Bobby’s post. But everyone on Jezebel (and beyond) is coming for Taylor Swift, like it’s 2016.

I just rewatched Scream and omg. Also, not ashamed that I loved Matthew Lillard too.

My wife and I got married in shorts and teeshirts. Twenty five years ago. It’s possible that fashion has nothing to do with the success of a relationship.

I watched El Camino Christmas yesterday because I’m on a mission to watch as many of of those direct-to-video-type holiday movies on Netflix as possible this week, and I was struck by how he’s basically bizarro Sam Rockwell. I mean this in a good way.

I’m just happy somebody else knows who Chris Ledoux is; I was just listening to him this weekend, and he’s the country music I grew up on. Have you listened to any of Ned Ledoux’s album that just came out? He sounds so much like his dad.

I find him disturbingly attractive. I would bang him like a screen door (with protection; I’m not a complete idiot) and deny it to my friends. I also wouldn’t give him my number because he is exactly the kind of guy who would send “U up?” texts at 3 a.m. and nobody has patience for that. Basically, my vagina makes…

My wife was a huge fan of their terrible show a few years ago, so I been exposed to Scott and Kourtney’s toxic relationship for far to long.

Is there some kind of extra-lifetime achievement award we can give Chris LeDoux for letting Garth rip off his whole stage show? Of course, we would have to teach the CMAs who Ledoux was.

Hah! That’s actually the second thing I always think of. Not Carrie with the shoes though. Carrie when she starts dating Mikhail Baryshnikov and is telling the girls while shopping that she’s taking “a LOH-VAH.” And their faces are like “um, can you not say that?”

Definitely not commenting on how she goes thru famous lovers like designer shoes.

As Liz Lemon says, the word “lovers” bums me out unless it’s between “meat” and “pizza.”

“making forts under covers”

When my then-fiance and I discussed names, I made it clear that I had no intention of giving up my last name. I argued that I love my name as-is, and I'm an established professional.

When my then-fiance and I discussed names, I made it clear that I had no intention of giving up my last name. I argued that I love my name as-is, and I'm an established professional.

I remember reading a book set in a matriarchal society where one character commented to a foreigner, "We trace lineage through the mother's side. One can never be certain who the father is." It was a throw-away line, but it's stuck with me for decades.

That being said, I kept my name when I got married because I'm…