I have a box of Fruit Loops hidden in the back of the pantry. Just for me.

Even better when no kids to feed - ice cream for dinner. LOVE IT!!

Whenever my kids get babysat and I don't have to fix anyone else supper, I totally eat cereal for lunch and supper. There's no after-taste of effort

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

Turn down for what?

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

If this guy wanted to get really anal, he'd probably be turned down for that too.

Ok, I'm kind of out of breath and I think I just bought a Jaguar. I don't know what's happening.

I give Tim McGraw a pass, because if someone reached up and grabbed — or even tried to grab — my crotch-area I would do way worse than slap them. Instinctually.

I'm picturing roving packs of feral doxies and it is making my day.

It was as if millions of nerd boners cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

I'm not sure what you are responding to. I put forth a personal and anecdotal take on the state of boxing, a sport that is far less popular than it was in the past. That's a key reason there isn't an uproar about Mayweather in the U.S. sports commentary world.

Same here. I used to babysit too, for $1 an hour. Today, they'd arrest the parents who hired me.

Judging by this story, all of our mothers would be arrested if you grew up in the 60's and 70's.

Although he was a shortstop in 1998, it's not surprising that after spending a little time with Jeter he learned how to get to third base.

Also:

I hope Yoko Ono isn't my Secret Santa this year.

Meanwhile the Spurs be all

I giggled at "boobies" and then 8008135 when I saw that it meant boobies......Boobies.

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?