She should have just stuck with The Look for Less, she'd be a lot more likeable.

Guys! Tangentially related: we're seeing Ringo in two weeks and Paul at dodger stadium later this summer and IM SO FREAKING STOKED!

I bet that this was not how that lady envisioned her modelling career going.

AL dot com has made a thing of odd semi-NY Post "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar" type headlines. It was probably inevitable they'd step over a line like this eventually.

Manganiello and Gosling were both just featured in People's "Hollywood's Hottest Bachelors!" issue. (I, uh, saw it on the newsstand.)

I feel like Hollywood has finally produced a couple whose sex tape I would go through legitimate channels to see. Well done, everyone.

Yeah, I'm not reading too much into this. I have gay male friends who love to make out with girls when they're drunk, I don't see why that can't go either way. I also think we like to be super rigid about sexuality because it's easier to deal with people when they fit in tidy packages.

I would totally steal that dress from Beyonce.

Beyoncé has ousted Oprah from the #1 spot in the Forbes Celebrity 100. There is unease and foreboding in the air this morn.

brilliant! i will most certainly employ this. others: thickewad, thickesucker...

it's so gross. i love it.

Of course Affleck and Ruffalo don't hang out. When do you see Batman chilling with the Hulk?

"Phillip, look — that American woman thinks her grandmother's vase is Ming! Pfft — it's clearly early Qing dynasty. At best."

The defendants' lawyer is pissed that the child porn law is being applied in a way he claims is outside of the intention of the law and vows to fight the charges tooth and nail.

""He made me call my 93 year old grandma to thank her for my baby blue eyes!" That seriously sounds like something The Onion's Joe Biden would do right before offering her some pot or a ride in his firebird.

You can read? You're literate, too? You must be a man. Or an unattractive woman.

Big Foot is well past the age of adorable and is on the border of the age of surly and obnoxious (she takes day trips there, though) Still there is this: she is hanging backwards off of the couch. Before I can tell her to get off my furniture like that or be banned to the floor she says her current catchphrase which…

It's the laugh that gives me shivers, and the similarity of the first couple of eyebrow-laugh sequences which make it seem mechanical and like something you'd hear in a house of horrors.