Let's all just go watch the music video for Paparazzi and forget about anything that happened after that.

Which makes her a Survivor & that much more *AWESOME!*

i really want Jamie Dornan to dominate me though. I'm going to post this comment before it becomes too explicit

"FIXED!"

KATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you were gone! I even asked about TweetBeat last week and I was ignored! Welcome back. We missed you.

*Thinks back to Avenue Q and Phantom and Les Mis and ...*

For a second there I thought you meant "xxx" as in porn instead of "xXx" the unapologetically crummy movie that centers around an poor imitation of James Bond. I prefer to remember Eve for her role in Barbershop and her characters obsession with apple juice.

WHAT!?!??!?! The non-animated shows were the best!

Hey now, Pete and Pete had Iggy Pop and Steve Buscemi, not to mention the Polaris and Magnetic Fields soundtrack. Best. Ever.

I see your Hey Dude and raise you a The Secret World of Alex Mack.

Hey Dude and Salute Your Shorts are national treasures!

She also has the best taste in men ever.

"Jen is beside herself over the news," a source close to the "Friends" star recently revealed. "For a long time, she was jealous that Angelina has the family she had always dreamed of having with Brad. She had recently come to terms with that, but we're all worried Angie becoming an honorary dame - something Jen knows…

I teach first grade, and my teaching partner read one of her student's writing to me today: "I woched clash of the titties." (I watched Clash of the Titans)

My mom teaches small children and occasionally uses a Count Von Count puppet (from Sesame Street) when working with math/numbers. She does the voice, the accent, the whole nine yards; the kids love it.

So that's why his best friend is called Woody.

Did Italy see a dramatic increase in their GDP over this wedding, hookers-and-blow-wise?

Why will I always root for Brit?? Because she dances with a FUCKING PYTHON AROUND HER NECK. If that's not incredible, I really don't know what the hell is. Bow down to the queen.