Or just put some clip ons in rainbow colors in your normal hair and call it a day.

I feel I should brag about the cross stitch I made for my brother a few years ago

True friendship is expressed through needlepoint.

Also, if he'd been honest, Drake would've rapped, "Started from the middle now we're here."

Yeah, if I have to choose between a cake that looks pretty but tastes blah and an ugly but delicious cake, I'll have to go with ugly cake every time. Life's too short to eat bad cake!

i need kylie jenner's dress.

Do you remember keeping a hand hovering over the channel changer JUST IN CASE your parents walked in?

UMM your description of watching Undressed is so accurate that I may have blushed a little.

So what I'm hearing is that Antonio Banderas is available?

I'm gonna get 'pizza' tattooed on my arm. That love will NEVER die.

My sanity. The last shreds of my sanity will die in the final season.

Only if Pam and Lafayette get their own spin off show where they are sassy nightclub owners and fight over men and clothing.

Because I have this elaborate plot worked out in my head where Bill dies in an awesome True-Blood-style death scene, Alcide embarks on a lifequest to finally learn how to read and write, and then Eric rejects Sookie in the most brutally awesome way and she's left all alone forever and ever as punishment for being one…

Yep. Now we're just in it for the abs

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Maybe this Eye of Sauron thing is Left Eye looking down judgmentally at Rihanna from heaven.

Aw, I have a similar epically romantic proposal. While my future husband and I were shopping for maternity clothes (yeah, I was knocked up), we stopped at a mall food court for lunch at Arby's and mid-bite of some roast beef I heard his sweet words: "Soooo do you want to get married soon errr...?" I made him sweat it…

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