Kara, I know the news that men don't think you're a real reporter is probably shattering your world right now, but try to hang in there. It's not much, but us ladies still like you.

This is spot on and I feel stupid for never having considered sales commission as an alternative.

My husband is an elementary school teacher and one of his 6 year old boys hated (for no discernible reason) an older girl in their class. With his adorable speech impediment and 6 year old voice, he would say things, like "Karrina looks weird," "I'm gonna put Karrina in the graveyard," and, my favorite, "Karrina is nob…

None of these are stories, but here are a few of my gems:

Sure, like all of Colbert's Better Know a District. Never funny.

I know it's so transparent and manipulative, but I am so pregnant and crying all over my desk now.

If you are unsure what the real Louie's intentions are with that scene, I think the fist pump at the end should cement it. He knows exactly how disturbing his reaction is juxtaposed with hers. And I don't think it's a coincidence that they blocked it so he looks about 9 feet tall and she is stuck in the corner like a…

Ugh, I just spent way too much reading that page. I need a brain scrub. There were moments when I thought, some of these guys are OK...one of them started talking about how he felt these things but knew that murder wasn't the answer! And then said:

What about an update on the petition? Good work, Monarch!

I feel like all of the accusations I've heard are pretty bull-shitty, it sounds more like she misremembered details and meant "alone and raising a kid by myself" rather than "legally divorced by the law and without a technical spouse," but I think the trailer park thing makes me the most mad. As if living in a trailer…

This is a great line: "Surveyors employed such a broad definition that 'forced kissing' and even 'attempted forced kissing' qualified as sexual assault."

Everyone hates a tourist, especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh.

The Urban Dictionary defines YOLO as "a viral quote" which is an "Abbreviation for: you only live once." But since the beginning of time, humans have being saying stuff about the stuff that they do. It is important to remember that words mean things, but that they can also mean things that are different to different…

Was I supposed to choose the llamas? Because ohmigad wook at their widdle faces!

I have a really hard time giving Aaron Sorkin absolutely no credit for the incredible women he has written in the past. Yes, The Social Network was problematic, but West Wing had some of the best women ever on TV and so far this show is doing pretty well. Did I roll my eyes at the panic attack? Yes, but so far three…

It is tricky. Kind of like how a black person has a one in four chance of living below the poverty line or is eight times more likely to be imprisoned.

No.

I'm so deeply confused by this campaign. It's like they saw the Mac/PC commercials and decided, "What if we did that, but just a lady!" Then someone said, "A lady? But we need a hook!" and someone else said "she can always wear pink and never move her arms above the elbow!" I guess if I wanted a smug, robotic cell…

While you are right that there are a few Democrats who are anti-choice, there are nearly no republicans who are pro-choice. See:

Steinbeck: