"I don't think the truth changes, I don't think right and wrong change because we're in a different era."

Colts! Conner Prairie! Finally something on Jez that makes me miss my home state instead of cringe in shame from it.

God, fuck these people so hard.

Ugh, he's a photographer and she's a model? THE MALE GAZE IS SO FUCKING SEXY.

Currently 69% of African American pregnancies are unplanned. There has been a systemic failure to support black women and "better" role models aren't really the solution.

Nothing skeeves me out like referring to child birth as a favor you do for your special man.

And what about this classic Gaga clearly ripped off, huh?!

[www.guttmacher.org]

Except it would be more like if a man said, "yesterday I pulled a gun on a lady, grabbed her purse, and ran away." Sure, it's possibly they were roll playing in public, but it's a lot more likely that he stole her purse.

People like you make me tired. Do yourself a favor and read what some of the more intelligent people that are commenting here are saying. A lot of people don't fight back for a lot of reasons. I didn't. Sometimes the best course of action is to minimize the damage, and yeah, sometimes that means "do you at least have…

In improv, monologues by the audience (which is what's happening here) are not made up. They have to be real so that the improvisers can mine as many tiny details as possible. The comedy is usually in the follow up questions that the performers ask, not necessarily the story.

You're right, I think in a situation where a man entered her room uninvited, kissed her against her will, and fingered her AFTER she asked him for the FOURTH time to leave, we should assume she was eventually dtf. Just like if we saw a video of a ski-mask wearing man taking a woman's purse on the street and running…

The audience at DCM is made up of primarily improvisers. It's hundreds of teams from all over, mostly UCB teams, made up of varying degrees of experienced performers. And Asssscat is the founding members of UCB, probably the biggest name in improv right now, so he was trying to impress them.

No, he wasn't doing a "comedy monologue", in that he's not a comedian, but people who go up to give monologues do it because they believe their stories are funny, or can be mined for a lot of funny details.

Whelp. I'm really glad I skipped DCM this year. The after party in a dank excruciatingly hot basement is bad enough without declared rapists walking around.

I'd love to tell her about the four-figure monthly health insurance bill my friend gets.

Well that's silly. Chicken and waffles is just delicious.

Was it racist because it was in honor of black history month? Because that happens far too frequently.

Did every single man pick her? This is horrific. I know that these are shallow, dumb people, but even shallow, dumb people are human. Blech.

Yes, and I invented making an "L" with your index and thumb to figure out right from left. IT'S MINE, OK?