Ugh, don't get swine flu and leave before the cake is cut. I can't stand it when bridesmaids can't get their immune system in line and ruin my adorable "we're having the best time eva!" photos. Who's special day is it anyway?!

All I can think about is how the inside is full of dead skin cells and Vaseline.

I just made it. What can I say... I aced geometry.

Ugh, my image isn't working. Sigh.

"I keep getting raises and I've run out of places to store all my money."

I would like say that I was at the rally pictured above. Also that I hate Mich Daniels and I'm glad I don't live in Indiana any longer.

Actually, LAUSD literally just got a new superintendent and one of the first things he did was sit down with Jamie Oliver and get rid of chocolate milk.

They're not active. In fact they're cutting PE programs across the country. I used to eat powered jello before swim meets to get fast energy, but that doesn't mean it's healthy.

I'm not going to speak for all of the areas implementing this policy, but for LAUSD (which contains one of the largest food deserts in the country), this is a part of an initiative to create more healthy menus.

This isn't some mommy-and-me group judging you for using a stroller, this is a public facility trying to find the best way to serve it's community. No one is telling parents not to let their kids drink chocolate milk, they are saying that schools shouldn't be the ones providing it. Childhood obesity in America is a…

But this isn't really about parenting, it's about the foods the public is giving to kids. School lunches are something that parents have very little control over, and I think it's a good idea to help out those parents who don't have the time or money to make healthy lunches every day by providing them at school.

Well said. I may not have left mainstream Christianity if the loudest voices hadn't been the ones who seemed to know nothing about Jesus' actual teachings.

But this isn't even an add for gay marriage, it's an add for accepting different types of families into your congregation. It's the least offensive message regarding gays, and one that any Christian, liberal or not, should embrace. Jesus did, after all dine with the prostitutes and tax collectors. You don't have to…

The cost of living in CA is much higher than other places, so I say, yes, please tip 15% or more for decent service. In IN I made less than $3 an hour, but I paid $300 for rent. In CA I might make $8 but I pay $1100 in rent. In CA there was also (when I served) a higher standard for tipping out so I was only taking…

I'm the same way. In fact sometimes I just bury my face in his armpit and take deep breaths and it makes me feel exponentially better. Which may or may not make me super gross.

Well said.

"all social injustice is my personal issue"

Not only were they not real they were the worst stereotypes ever. With the exception of the lovable dumb giant, all of the black people were junkies or gang-bangers. And Bullock won an Oscar for holding back tears over how poor and/or terrible black people are. That was seriously the extend of her acting in that…

Yeah, not only had heard of this "foot-ball" he was already a star player when that family "adopted" him. They conveniently left that part out to make the claims that they only took in a poor black kid so they could send him to the school they gave thousands of dollars to look ridiculous.

Everyday on this website women complain about injustices they face because of sexism. Very few of them offer motivation for "the reader to do better or seek better." Let's not hold people to a higher standard of fixing the world's injustices because they are complaining about a social justice issue that doesn't…