Good fucking christ you’re dumb.

Ineffective assistance of counsel claims require more than just proof your counsel didn’t do a good job defending you. You also have to show “a reasonable probability that, but for counsel’s unprofessional errors, the result of the proceeding would have been different.” 

Here at Splinter, we pride ourselves on calling out politicians for their errors, no matter who they are screwing over Democratic candidates and helping their Republican opponents win.

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I realize that by clicking on this story and typing this comment I’m simply part of the problem, I’m just another muffled, disgusted voice in a human centipede of vapid whiny bullshit, but:

The mystery of why Gervais isn’t funny any more isn’t exactly difficult to crack: he makes good to great stuff when he works with Stephen Merchant, and forgettable to terrible stuff when he doesn’t. He’s only funny when he has someone there to shape his worst aspects and fit them into the tone of something larger.…

“But the fact we’re left only with the publisher’s own description of the book and a clearly gamed set of 5-star reviews—how is the average shopper supposed to know this is toxic garbage?”

What does his non-union Mexican equivalent have to say about all this? 

Respected buggy whip manufacturer has a few concerns about automobiles

OK, I’ve looked at my various savings and stock accounts and think I can scrape together about £3,000 by March 29, so that’s my tender for the UK (in as-is condition). I’ll give the Windsors a month grace period to clear out and the whole country will need a thorough spring-clean, but we can hash out these sorts of det…

I wonder if sociopaths, such as this dipshit, actually believe their own bullshit?

I can still see his lips coming straight for my face. I can still see his lips coming straight for my face. I can still see his lips coming straight for my face.
I can still see his lips coming straight for my face. I can still see his lips coming straight for my face. I can still see his lips coming straight for my…

You forgot to insert a complaint about Socialist Bernie.

Where is this man’s occipital lobe? Not to skull shame, but if part of your brain is missing are you truly responsible for being a polical anal wart for 50 years?

As a smarter person than me once said, if men could get abortions they would be a male right of passage

So, do you run different browsers with different accounts, or just log in and out of each burner? I don’t think I even remember my password here anymore and kinja isn’t set up to recover it if I were to get locked out. You must have some great organizational skills to keep up this sockpuppeting for so long. 

Look, I’m not saying it was a good thing to put the mentally ill into cruelly run asylums where they’d be subjected to electroshock experimentation, I’m just saying that maybe it was a better solution than giving them YouTube channels.

Idiot republicans have unlimited gall calling anyone a “snowflake”. They are rude, selfish brats and should be put in a very long time out.

I miss the days when I believed any of this would ever change anything. The early days when every Trump racist stupid utterance would make me think “ah, there it is, there’s the line that polite society won’t let him cross! He’s surely done now! Nobody can recover from that!"

And your daughter learning that her mother is (a) possibly the most despised female in the United States and (b) a rampaging cunt who pays for that Mexican meal by exploiting the suffering of Latino Americans - amongst others - is just one of those consequences…