Can old and middle aged white men like shut the fuck up for the next 400 years. Looking at you Bill Maher, Chuck Todd and anyone at Fox News. Thanks

Yeah, i’m pretty sure the “real tragedy” is Michael Jackson raping children.

Please stop defending him in any way shape or form. There are no mitigating circumstances with child molestation. He was a scumbag predator whose deeds rest solely on his own shoulders. Of course he had help-but no one was forcing him to destroy these boys’ lives.

Have you heard John Mulaney’s bit about the “horse loose in a hospital”?

Knock knock.

There’s really nothing else to say besides:

If Savannah sincerely wanted a balanced interview, she should have questioned this kid the same way women and girls have been questioned for their choices, especially by the Catholic Church!

Few things here, if you don’t want people to think you are racist, don’t were a MAGA hat. If you think, oh, that could be my son, you need to raise your children to be better people. And lets not forget, this whole thing happened because a Catholic high school decided to take a bus full of teenage boys to a protest…

Well, Sandmann sure doesn't speak like someone who has been heavily coached on what to say. That unblinking stare just shows he's speaking from the heart.

Not gonna lie. I now have no idea what actually happened.

In the Netflix version- did anyone else kind of freak at the guy who said that after they were told to just go get tents he said ‘we didn’t want neighbors so we started destroying, ripping, and pissing on beds in the tents around us ” or words to that effect? I found that chilling- how many of those types are out…

I have never liked Andy Cohen and I’ve always been so confused as to why everyone seems to like him so much.  Truly seems wild that Jillian Michaels is the only person I have ever heard say as much.  

“The stress on the immigration court system will only increase as backlogs continue to skyrocket due to the shutdown,” Reichlin-Melnick told the network.

I’m so here for this documentary.

I don't even think it's tinfoil-hatting to point out that Trump hates Bezos and The Enquirer loves Trump. 

Alligators are way older than wheels or walls, and they still work good.

If the wheel is so amazing, why don’t we do that instead? Let’s make one giant wheel and roll it to the place along the border that the terrorists and drug dealers are coming in* and when they go to a different place**, we roll the wall wheel (wheel wall? waheel? no that sounds too terrorist-y, wheall? no that sounds…

I mean clearly Optimus Prime was the best auto-bot leader.  Rodimus Prime and Ultra Magnus couldn’t hold a candle to OP’s wisdom, foresight, and character.  I can’t even image who would argue....oh, I’m sorry, what were you saying again?

I am short, grey-haired, and about to turn 54. I am therefore completely invisible. Even the weirdos and the drunks ignore me now because there’s no mileage in trying to score a cheap laugh by trying to scare a woman over 50: apparently I’m scarier than they are, just by dint of date of birth.

The non-black male artist that immediately comes to mind is Celine Dion. Despite their hit song, I very much doubt she hung out with Kelly all that much.