It puts on the MAGA hat or it gets the hose.

Oddly enough, Temujin’s entire empire was built from rage over a perceived slight by Ong Khan, who told him he looked “spanish.”

1: What the everloving fuck?

But if...IF...Biden wins the primary, and chooses Beto as his running mate, what will the Splinter writers do? How will you all respond? Will it be another article about not bothering voting because the litmus test hasn’t been met? That kind of thing? We just simply need to win this one. Then we can worry about…

You can hate Biden all you want for his policies and history, and be on fairly solid footing.

There’s nothing I like more for breakfast than our own.

Does this “gotcha” shit do anything to erode the President’s base of support or undermine his policies or inform people about their impact? No, it does not.

because accountability is a myth in this administration

“As Senator Chris Murphy immediately noted, Schumer can’t even stop Trump’s nominees if he tried—they only need 50 votes (with a VP tiebreak) to go through. The Republicans have a majority in the Senate.”

My parents tell me about all the great shows they took us to as babies. I really wish I could remember them. I also can’t remember shows from high school, but for different reasons. Bwaahaahaa

I cut my hair and decided to get bangs. I am full of regret. So much regret. But we’ll see how they look once I can wash my hair in a couple of days (I dyed my greys out) and style it how I want. Until then... Headbands are my friend.

Shelter Cat Update!

For the past two weeks, we’ve been dealing with a particularly nasty bug. It ain’t the flu. It ain’t Strep, or at least not Strep a. It’s bacterial, because it responds to antibiotics, so it’s not rhinovirus. It hit my daughter first, giving her fevers of 104 and 105. Then I got it, after sleeping in her room to…

...the fault of the Democrats and their pathetic immigration policies that allow people to make the long trek thinking they can enter our country illegally. 

This year has not been easy by a long shot, but I’ve had a lot of amazing artistic opportunities come up. I’m kind of surprised that so much happened in a short period of time, that I’m like, “how did I get here and who thought I was qualified for any of this?” But the truth is that I’m doing it, and I *am* qualified!…

Let’s build a wall around trump!

I fully expected Nick’s “Voting is for Suckers” and its follow up “If you were as smart as me you’d be above voting” articles to make the list. 

Someone got a haircut this week. I’m not sure how he feels about it.

I think I know who it is, actually.

“I don’t know what to do... what do I do?”