Reading about these kids, who have accomplished so much makes me really look at what I’ve been doing with my life. Billy here has disappeared over 26mil, and what have I done? Taught my dog some tricks? Built an impressive marijuana tolerance? I just hope young kids on the internet read this in the future and change…

OK, seasoned horror fan here. The only thing stopping me from seeing this is the fear that with a family dynamic horror movie like this, there’s usually animal stuff. I can watch people fuck each other up no problem, but I cannot deal with animal scenes (I know they’re fake, I don’t care). Keeping it spoiler free,…

Real talk, Neil is a fucking asshole. I know folks who went to elementary school with him and they said even then before Doogie Howser he was a fucking spoiled brat. Nice to know he’s consistent.

I’ll get a full face tattoo of the flag of the first country whose leader walks up to Trump and punches him dead in his fat face.

This is the most coherent analysis of Trump I have consumed in a very long time, maybe ever. The fact that it relates directly to sports is irrelevant. It is so hard to step back and look at this man and use any kind of logic and reason because he appears to be such an illogical moron. You get to the heart of the…

I agree. That’s the larger sense I meant. But Haberman is talking about it in the abstract. I’m just saying she’s wrong in both the sense you’re talking about, and in the abstract sense that she prefers to engage.

Chapter 8: Today I Had Fun (Again)

In Bateman’s case, I’m not necessarily of the mind that he’s hiding skeletons of his own. I actually know a lot of guys like this. What I recognize here is insouciant white bro confidence which allows them to believe they’re the objective arbiter of all subjects, coupled with a deep-seeded West Coast aversion to any…

Kelly made a national call on live television. In your country, that could have blackballed her career.

Look, this guy said some shitty stuff ✔️ that I am sure ❌ he regrets ❌ in the light of day.

Welcome to the Deadspin comments, Aaron. Don’t forget to write down your burner key!

Can’t say that. I mean, at some point, yes, but it could have been recently, it could have been a while back. Those are the facts that we’re still working on...

*jerking-off motion*

The flight attendants are in charge of safety in the cabin. What if they had a serious issue in flight, and she was too drunk/high to do anything? I’d say that qualifies as endagering lives.

1. Every time I see a DJT speech breaking into my wall-to-wall viewing of MSNBC, I have to change the channel. Then, after what seems like an unbelievably long time, I think “Well, he must be done by now,” and change back, he’s STILL TALKING. About nothing. Just rambling and basking in the attention one can only…

Is it just me or was his face punched right before this video?

He did not invent the submarine. Or anything else, as near as I can tell.

That is one square head. I mean, it’s like Easter Island square.

“Barack Obama, your honor.”