Re “Donald Trump cannot tolerate not being the center of attention,” as Alice Roosevelt Longworth once said about her father, President Theodore Roosevelt, “he wants to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.”

Contractors do not like to be nailed down. If they are showing up and doing work (at random times, even) you are supposed to be GRATEFUL. How dare you persist?

I just heard SUZANNE VEGA perform live at the Tallahassee Word of South Festival. If anybody needs me, be prepared to toss a rope pretty high up, because I just heard two hours of SUZANNE VEGA performing live, and I am floating. In conclusion, let me just say that I heard SUZANNE VEGA sing many songs, including some…

To tell the truth, I’m a little vague on who they are. Not that they’re not interesting, just that I’m really not very good at celebrity news.

LOL, such typical Republican behavior. Paid abortions for their mistresses but not any of you sluts.

Look, I’m penis not here looking for dink a fight, but it’s weiner misandrist comments like dick yours that make peepee it so hard for men boner and women to unite dong against common enemies like 45.

Cats!

I’m 36 and I bought this dress.

Also, if someone does not mean what they write - then why should their writing be published in The Atlantic? How can their writing “add to the diversity of opinion” . . . if they write things that are not their opinion?  

On the one hand, I am a Missourian who just penciled in “beat up Jared Leto,” so I can’t really criticize your instincts. But I suspect a truck stop on I-70 is where Leto’s big mouth would be most welcome.

DJT, rocking a traditionally feminine polo.

I’ll repeat the point that I heard Bill Maher make years ago, which is that people who proclaim they are Christians mostly tend to be Old Testament-Vengeful Wrathful God types, actually.

HOLY SHIT

Laurie Metcalf and John Goodman deserve better than Rosanne

I wish John Goodman hadn’t taken part in this reunion, it would make me feel better about his politics. She’s really awful. Mel Gibson didn’t get a pass, I don’t understand why Roseanne is getting one.

Fuck off, no one owes that flabby dotard shit. It’s the other fucking way around. Fuck that bullshit about “he’s our president” and “equal time”. When he says or does something worthy of respect I’ll respect him, however I’m fully confident that day will never come. I’m totally fucking sick and tired of hearing you…

Oh no, are white men being oppressed again!!!!!

I saw most of the new, rebooted Roseanne. At the point where Jackie and Roseanne are talking about the election, Roseanne calls Jackie a “snowflake”, and Jackie apologizes for attacking Roseanne for her opinions...and Roseanne says “I forgive you”. No apology in return. When Jackie says that the country is worse off…

“I just wanted to have that dialogue about families torn apart by the election and their political differences of opinion and how we handle it.”

One person gets killed by a self driving car and people like Ducey go apeshit about needing better regulations.