By accusing, he’s confessing. They all do.

WE’RE NOT THE WORST! WE’RE NOT THE WORST!

We do not live (yet) in a theocracy. Abortion is an conversation between a woman and her doctor. Full stop. There is no reason to engage with their toxic idea of Christianity as it relates to any social issue whatsoever, least of all abortion.

YOU FORGOT YOUR PANTS, CHILD.

I can smell an evil genius with awesome charm and scheming abilities a mile away. Good luck to you, nightvale!

Isn’t it? They’ll photoshop your boss/pet on a number of Renaissance paintings. When Pumpin posted about it 2 weeks ago, I fell in love.

Pumpin, I’ve been dying to show you. I got my petaissance print done on canvas after your post 2 weeks ago and I just love it. Every time I walk by it, it makes me smile.

that smile tho! I’m sure you’ve tried this already, but I thought I would mention that I’ve had some success in the past with front leashes rather than the ones that fastened on the back (if you control the head, you control the dog kinda of thing).

I love it when you post pics of these 2. They look like they go together like peanut butter and jelly. It’s so cute and funny.

We’re currently fostering a dog who was a stray in L.A. for who knows how long. When we got him 2 months ago, he was nothing but bones and fur. He’s much fatter now, but he’s very damaged/traumatized. He was featured on our local news station this week, as the adoptable dog of the week.

It makes me nuts that we’re in this mess because a dude with dark skin (and erudition, class, and competence, and an intelligent wife with achievements of her own, etc. etc. etc.) was elected president. Bottom line is, some white people in America were so fucking traumatized by this, that they’ll debase themselves…

To be fair, Steven Munchkin is very busy working on tax cuts for the rich. Priorities, people.

I remember that scene! Jackie spoke it just as Crystal was saying it. Insane timing. “Roseanne” was a good show.

That dude only got one oar in the water. Erin Ryan sacrificed herself and reported back. It’s not good:

Somebody on The Slot (I think?) described her facial expression as “i escaped arkansas so now i think i’m an astronaut”.

How are you not on CNN or something? Best. Analysis. Full. Stop.

He does look stupid. All the time. But what freaks me right the fuck out is his absolute joylessness. It scares me.

Anybody who thought that Eva Braun and The Other Eva Braun were going to be any kind of help was deluded. 

I apologize because this is off topic, but I’m so tired of his crap it’s hard to cope. Thankfully, I found this today:

I’m a horrible cook and a slow cooker has been an absolute lifesaver. It took me 20 minutes today to prepare some veggies and throw the lot in with vegetable stock and now the whole house smells like thyme and I’ll have healthy, cheap and tasty meals for the entire week.