I would love for your sister to stage a comeback as well!

Anyone else reminded of the episode of "Futurama" in which Bender is turned into a Human?

he also unknowingly caught two foul balls.

Chris Christie really has lost a ton of weight.

Gather round you friends of mine. We're Wilderness Girls and it's cookie time. We work hard and we live here, so buy a box and do your share.

When I was a kid, I thought that line meant that Phyllis Nefler had to clip coupons for Freddy to trade in at law school in order to get his degree.

I didn't hear her complaining when she was spending the Muffler Man's money!

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

Great, an article on heating a small indoor space being published in mid-July.

What Each of Those Vacuum Attachments Are Actually For

Also really good for falling off the back of the vacuum and landing right underneath your foot

They forgot the most important accessory of all...

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

This is his punishment for handing over Han and Leia, HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID

Read what I said, then compare it to what you said, then analyze the difference.

Any hotness is undercut by "magician" and "mentalist."

Okay, so, I did kind of have a crush on Miles.

Late June buy shorts.

I have about 30 sleep apps on my iPhone. It's become a hobby, testing them all out. I am a hospice CNA and a full-time nursing student, so sleep is vital, unfortunately I also have pretty bad insomnia.