I just want to go to a restaurant. And a movie. And then another movie.

I don’t even need to go that big.

I have never watched this show, and so I know little about the relationship of Kourtney and Kim Kardashian. But seeing this clip, I can only imagine the number of times Kim has catastrophized something that, in the grand scheme of things, will affect her not at all. “There are people who are dying” is definitely the…

Cuz it never fails to arouse this reaction!

I showed the thread to my boyfriend so he feels ashamed the next time he leaves a cereal bowl on the counter LOL.

I feel this woman to the depth of my bones. 

That’s some Pulitzer Prize winning blog.

Am I the only person who strategically times my yardwork for after my neighbor leaves?

YES THANK YOU

This will warm your heart on the coldest of days.

Looks like the school district is in a wealthy, suburban part of town, where you won’t find many “keep Austin weird” types.

If he’s Solti now, just think how Solti he’ll be in a year or two, when she passes him to become the all-time champ.

This is even more egregious when you know that Sarah Everardwas killed by a metropolitan police officer... One would think that the Metropolitan Police, at least, would think about the optics, but I guess that even that is too much to ask

The prime minister of the uk  has promised to look into the case. Which gives me no confidence, as his attitude to women is utterly misogynistic. The plain fact is, the police lashed out because one of their own got caught. 

It’s amazing to have fully-functioning, competent adults in charge again, ain’t it?!

I CANNOT WAIT.

My workplace—of at least 2000-3000 people—gets shipments of the vaccine specifically for us and our family members who currently qualify in our state, and it currently has a 25 person waitlist for “spare” doses at the end of the day for non-qualifying family members that I’ve been trying my hardest to get my…

I’m a week away from getting my second shot and I’m oddly more afraid of getting sick now than I was like 6 months ago. Like it’s so close now, I’m afraid something is bound to fuck it all up.

I would like to point out to Fucker Carlson that the most feared snipers of WWII were Russian Women. That not only are women welcome in many militaries, in some countries (such as Israel) they are required to serve. That not every person in the air force is a fighter pilot, most airmen and airwomen are not pilots, and…

And people criticize me for watching Real Housewives...