Funny enough, I REMEMBER Urban Decay selling boxes of rhinestones and adhesive for just this reason back in the 90s. I can't remember what they called the product, but it was this exact thing.

I've been doing this for ages but only in the appropriate venue of Burning Man style festivals. I might add that if you wish to adorn yourself with jewels there is surely no need to break the bank on fancy designer shit. Just go to your local Joanne's or Michael's and they're pretty cheap. IDK about this taking off…

Your denial of 3D printing is odd, but understandable. It's pretty mind blowing to watch something magically grow out of a spool of plastic. Once I slept with a guy and only noticed his 3D printer on my way out. He could have gotten me into bed so much easier if he'd shown me that first!

It seems like very few women my age know the real ending to the story. It came up recently because I was going to a conference in Copenhagen, and mentioned that I might go to see the statue. They were shocked and horrified that it ends with the mermaid considering a double murder, but instead choosing suicide.

Her unused explanations:

This is John Cho. All other crush suggestions are invalid.

I'd recommend just stopping. The first two are okay, the last book is a disaster.

I wish I could unlisten to Allegiant (I listened to this trilogy on a long car trip).

At least no will understand what the hell she is singing. She can't ruin a song if no one knows what song she is ruining.

This is how I feel about Ariana Grande. Always.

If it helps, I've been VIB Rouge for 2 years now. I hover between sad and ashamed.

Yes, watching five little girls count off and ask which one of them would be raped IS uncomfortable. And it should be fucking uncomfortable. It should be so uncomfortable that we as a society do something about it. (Which is, I think, the point.) Honestly, I don't care whether this is an ad for a for-profit t-shirt…

Does it make me extra basic if I'd never heard of "basic bitch" before all these articles came out?

Sure. Dip your pinecone in wax, then into a mix of sawdust and the chemical of your choice (the sawdust is so the wax will catch fire easier). The wax will dry up pretty quickly, and when you burn the pinecone, should still emit the colors just fine. You can also color the wax with crayons, so you know what color…