Apropos of nothing really:

I do have a vagina, and I have no idea.

I initially read this as Kegel Ball. Still impressed though.

That photo makes me feel like I can be Beyonce, even if only when taking a large dump.

Of all the crappy boyfriends I've had, one of the worst(shallow, mean spirited, willfully stupid etc) looked exactly like Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park. And he played it up like whoa. I don't regret it one bit because in my head, remembering him is like "remembering" having sex with Jeff Goldblum and that makes it…

i called bunker hill cc when this first started.

Please, start a Kickstarter so I can donate to your condom/travel/overall fund!

I want to be the Johnny Appleseed of Sex Ed in this country. Ol' Jamie Condomsfree—that's what they'll call me. Instead of wandering the country sprinkling about apple seeds, I want to go around with my condoms and birth control pills, throwing them willy-nilly to the delight of all the horny teenagers.

This Officer is got it going on. First to the pull Gun and running. Those are instincts you cannot teach!

It's comforting to see that even though Darth Denton has unleashed the newest Gawker Media abomination via Kinja Barf.0 that we can still expect the up to date and breaking stories of things that have been on reddit and Buzzfeed for hours.

Fuck and its versatility are unrivaled. But for pure cathartic satisfaction, nothing beats shouting out "MOTHERFUCKER!" in a moment of disappointment.

can we say that Cunt was a Cinderella Story?