I think what you meant to say was, “Compromises are for lesser souls. Die, werewolf zombie.” And now I have Werewolf Bar Mitzvah stuck in my head.

I was sorta dating this jerk in college, and I decided I needed to cut off contact. I dumped him over the phone, and ended it with, “And I hope your birthday is nice in a few days.” I was so awkward at 19.

Apparently I really hate Stephanie Meyer because I want to write a pathetic Vampire story AND an anti-Twilight where the guy acts just like Edward but it is revealed that this behavior is abusive and not romantic. Now I just have to write it and stop only talking about writing it.

Oh my goodness I LOVE Marianne Jean-Baptiste. I know that’s not what we were talking about, but now I’m too distracted.

My sister just found out she’s pregnant by accident, so she’s on this huge emotional rollercoaster about the whole thing. She also lives in Salt Lake City, which adds this extra layer of baggage on top of the situation. So into this already-pleasant scenario wanders her rando co-worker, who decides to ask her if she’s…

The Mindy issue bugged me. I feel like Weir meant for her to be Korean. And the Kapoor thing was just weird. They cast Donald Glover as Rich Purnell, and I noticed some minor characters who were POC, but pretty much everyone else was white. Missed opportunity guys.

I just got back from the movie, and I’m a little let down. I feel like they ripped it’s heart right out. Most of the stuff that made the book good wasn’t in it. Watney was a ghost of himself and there was hardly any tinkering going on. And I had to pay $32 to see it. No more theaters for a while. My heart can’t take…

Park is a very common Korean last name, so I disagree that there would be anything wrong with that assumption. I thought she was Korean, but it’s possibly because I’ve done some work with South Korean schools. Maybe the average American doesn’t have this knowledge.

Well that just makes me want to barf. I was really pleased with the diversity of the book.

This is so well put, and I’m incredibly disappointed that it’s grey.

Oh, come on! There were no POC around during the Regency Period! Be realistic! /sarcasm

iZombie is totally a sympathetic zombie show. Also, I was thinking of writing a pathetic vampire story. Should I not do that now? I thought I was being cool and rebellious, but now I’m not so sure.

I love you.

But I’m pretty sure the toilet thing is exclusive to her.

One of the highlights of my childhood was getting to drink the pineapple juice drained off the pineapple for fruit salads.

I don’t drink, but I am aware that Liz Lemon likes to mix white wine and Sprite. She calls it “Funky Juice” and keeps it in a Thermos next to her toilet.

I wish I could say more to help you. You’re in an impossible situation, and I hope you can find some peace.

I am so, so sorry. My husband and I have two kids as well, and it would drop the bottom out of my entire world if I found out he had cheated. I really respect you for trying to keep things together for your kids. Good luck.

You absolutely did not cheat. You are not a mind reader. If she says, “I’m breaking up with you,” then that means the relationship is over. You even gave her quite a bit of time to change her mind before you tried to move on. It seems like an impulsive, temporary break up wouldn’t last more than a few days.

I’m languishing in the greys, but I’ll post my delicious soup regardless.