That is gorge. You have arrived.

This Lemon Linguini from Nigella is EVERYTHING. I love that woman.

Just store it with a slice of bread. The sugar sucks all the moisture out of the bread and it never hardens. This also works if you have already let your sugar harden. Just stick the bread in there and it will soften up again.

I used to work at a residential treatment center for teenaged girls, and about half of the patients there had been adopted. It so heartbreaking that some kids have this idea that they weren’t wanted when their adoptive parents wanted them so desperately, and their biological mothers tried so hard to do right by them.…

Obligatory.

And now I’m responding to your comment, which means I’m only separated by one degree from Alan Cumming, which is tantamount to us being best friends.

Oh, that’s so great! Minus the car wreck, obvs. I’m glad it all worked out.

I’m a very sexy baby.

Are your parents still together?

I’m shaking my fist at him right now. That’ll show him.

Just take a deep breath and remember that I am on your side. Unlike Bobby, I still liked the book.

That is a very interesting point. I have long thought that all the anti-immigration bluster was a complete farce. How would our country run without disadvantaged people to exploit? Your theory runs right along with this.

Both are quite nice, but I keep getting an image of a bra filled with cheese, and it ruins it for me. Cheesy bras are not sexy.

Seriously, no one is going to bring up Drop Dead Gorgeous? It’s like I have to do everything around here.

It’s also a brand of Mexican cheese, which is the only thing I can think of when I hear that word.

THANK YOU! I thought I was losing my mind because no one had mentioned it.

I don’t remember eating any bananas while I was there, but I did eat a lot of apples...WITH MY HANDS! You were also considered a savage for eating in the street, yet they had ice cream carts everywhere. Make up your mind, Spain! Where am I supposed to eat my Magnum bar?

Oh, I definitely didn’t think you were suggesting it. In this book, they put birth control in the water supply and give people drugs to make them mindless drones. It’s 100% a dystopia. I was just suggesting a book that touched on some of the crazy ideas present in this thread.

This is fun. I had another roommate who was allergic to EVERYTHING. We were not allowed to have any seafood in the house. We had mandatory dinner with a few other apartments in the complex, and when she found out they were planning to serve shrimp in one of the dishes, she went and screamed at them. She claimed that…

I never saw her eat a banana. Maybe she just wouldn’t on principle.