You Frozen fans are...really something.

Make fun all you like, but I'd say this is a much better result than people seeing Titanic and booking cruises en masse. Which is totally a thing that happened.

"Wait, I can't stand on the prow of the ship and shout that I'm the king of the world? And I have massive diarrhea?"
-Eve…

I feel like the people who masturbate less maybe do so because they are gettin' action from a partner on the regs? I am single as fuck so I'm like a 13 year old in the shower over here.

Well, maybe the #NotAllMen who hyperventilate so hard when women self-report the things that actually happen to them need to sit down and catch their breath before they start talking.

And here is my take as a man to men who claim misandry....

Let me put it this way: if you are the kind of "ally" that holds the view that it's your duty to help prevent harassment and assault only if women ask nicely enough and try very hard not to hurt your feels, then fuck you. You're not an ally. You never were.

I'm sorry for assuming you were a man. All I'm saying is that #YesAllWomen is intended to be a safe place for women to discuss their own history with harassment and violence, without men making it about themselves. It's not #YesAllMen, and there is no generalization going on. It's a documentation of the kind of things…

The whole issue I have with the question "How often do you masturbate?," is that the answer varies. I have no idea how to answer that question. Some weeks I do it 4+ times per week. Some weeks its 2 times per week. Some weeks its never. And there are the times I've gone months without doing it. Quantifying it isn't…

It sort of varies, depending on my hormone levels, level of activity, whether or not there's a hot boy I'm crushing on...

Don't even need that in a sandwich, although it's great. I'll eat a table full of Caprese salad any day.

Tomato sliced right out of the garden, with a dusting of balsamic vinaigrette and olive oil, seas salt and pepper. Heaven. Absolute heaven. Now put that in a sandwich with young mozarella and some basil leaves... Oh dear GOD.

The reason they're doing that is because they've already purchased one of the three homes. So when they're bitching about stupid little things like that, it's probably either because this isn't the home they bought and they need to say something or it's because it is the home they bought and they really do love it…

He doesn't approve of the child-free lifestyle? I don't approve of sheltering pedophile priests and the cardinals who knew what they were doing. I guess that makes us even.

I haven't been watching Jeopardy recently, and your ringing endorsement of Julia makes me think I need to tune in tonight and cheer for her 20th win. However.

Look, Julia is my girl, but Arthur Chu was great too! He did not give a fuck in a way I deeply enjoyed. And have you read this, which is awesome?

This "minority" is prevalent enough and vocal enough that their actual numbers don't matter for SHIT. And the fact that pretty much every woman on the planet can attest to a least one incident where they were verbally or physically threatened as a result of this mentality - I mean, fuck me, how much proof do we need?

I feel ya, girl. I'm thinking about printing out cards to hand out in situations like this that say something along the lines of,"What you just said and/or did was potentially problematic and/or a fuckload of sexist bullshit. I would verbally correct you, but I am fucking exhausted from dealing with shit like this my…

Dear #NotAllMen,

How cute. She's excited to be Fox New's chocolate flavor of the week. She loves being the token Aunt Tom who co-signs with white supremacy. I look forward to people making fun of her, including Jon Stewart.

I was thinking the same thing. Yummy

Yes! In my mind, a bathtub of frosting would feel like the perfect intersection of pillows and marshmallows.